Monday, August 25, 2008
The Insurance Seminar
LEADER
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What was that word? Say that one again, Rookie, but softly.
NOVICE
Claim.
LEADER
That's a misunderstanding, perverse and mischievous!
NOVICE
Part of the industry.
LEADER
No no no! That's the thinking that'll sink yuh! Repeat!
ALL
That's the thinking that'll sink yuh!
LEADER
Premium! That's the word! That's the magic. That's everything.
There's nothing else! Premium!
ALL
Premium! There's nothing else!
NOVICE
So why bother getting insurance?
LEADER
Why for protection! Grownups will buy it, and I'll train you to be
a grownup to administer it. Then, everybody’ll understand the world!
NOVICE
The world is shit!
LEADER
Bingo!
LEADER
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What was that word? Say that one again, Rookie, but softly.
NOVICE
Claim.
LEADER
That's a misunderstanding, perverse and mischievous!
NOVICE
Part of the industry.
LEADER
No no no! That's the thinking that'll sink yuh! Repeat!
ALL
That's the thinking that'll sink yuh!
LEADER
Premium! That's the word! That's the magic. That's everything.
There's nothing else! Premium!
ALL
Premium! There's nothing else!
NOVICE
So why bother getting insurance?
LEADER
Why for protection! Grownups will buy it, and I'll train you to be
a grownup to administer it. Then, everybody’ll understand the world!
NOVICE
The world is shit!
LEADER
Bingo!
Labels: claim, insurance, premium
