Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Grassroots
WOMAN'S VOICE
What's on about the bailout? It flopped, right?
MAN (watching TV)
The governed wouldn't consent to bankers sticking it up their ass
and getting the gift of seven hundred billion to break it off even further in.
WV
I'm not gonna fold these underpants. They're disintegrating! Into the trash!
MAN
When it's my turn to fold, your panties are inviolate.
WV
Is that McCain? I can hear his voice.
MAN
Some nasty little prick looks like he's been dipped in Clorox.
Oooops, there's the other fellow, the one with a brain.
I like his color--coffee with a dash of cream.
WV
He picked that woman to jazz things up, McCain did.
MAN
She could do the same at a funeral home. Eureka! Here's an ad for her.
WV
What's it say?
MAN
That she's not really stupid.
WV
Is Biden that smart?
MAN
He speak encyclopedia articles, in number of words anyway. And just edged Mickey Mouse in the polls.
WV
How's she doing?
MAN
Still dumb.
WV
No I mean in the polls.
MAN
Have you heard of the concept of Absolute Zero?
WV
Aren't you just saying that cuz she's a woman?
MAN
That much shit for brains transcends sex.
WOMAN'S VOICE
What's on about the bailout? It flopped, right?
MAN (watching TV)
The governed wouldn't consent to bankers sticking it up their ass
and getting the gift of seven hundred billion to break it off even further in.
WV
I'm not gonna fold these underpants. They're disintegrating! Into the trash!
MAN
When it's my turn to fold, your panties are inviolate.
WV
Is that McCain? I can hear his voice.
MAN
Some nasty little prick looks like he's been dipped in Clorox.
Oooops, there's the other fellow, the one with a brain.
I like his color--coffee with a dash of cream.
WV
He picked that woman to jazz things up, McCain did.
MAN
She could do the same at a funeral home. Eureka! Here's an ad for her.
WV
What's it say?
MAN
That she's not really stupid.
WV
Is Biden that smart?
MAN
He speak encyclopedia articles, in number of words anyway. And just edged Mickey Mouse in the polls.
WV
How's she doing?
MAN
Still dumb.
WV
No I mean in the polls.
MAN
Have you heard of the concept of Absolute Zero?
WV
Aren't you just saying that cuz she's a woman?
MAN
That much shit for brains transcends sex.
Labels: bailout, Biden, McCain, Obama, Palin
