Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Helping the Committee
CEO
Though they don't know it yet, the Bonus Committee met
at my house last night and okayed doubling last year's
individual totals. Handle it! Except for the two newer VPs.
Give them mil each. I thought this decision should be
made prior to the Government takeover. Relieve them of it--a favor.
ASSISTANT
So the virtual committee strolled up that lovely walk flanked
by hostas.
CEO
By what?
ASSISTANT
Hostas, a flower.
CEO
I don't know one fuckin one from the other. We hire a spick.
CEO
Though they don't know it yet, the Bonus Committee met
at my house last night and okayed doubling last year's
individual totals. Handle it! Except for the two newer VPs.
Give them mil each. I thought this decision should be
made prior to the Government takeover. Relieve them of it--a favor.
ASSISTANT
So the virtual committee strolled up that lovely walk flanked
by hostas.
CEO
By what?
ASSISTANT
Hostas, a flower.
CEO
I don't know one fuckin one from the other. We hire a spick.
Labels: bailout, executive bonus, Wall Street
