Tuesday, September 02, 2008
In Fear of Another Katrina, Republican Substitute Prayer For Some Activities at Convention (This, as Dr Pangloss informed Candide, is not a new thing.)
-Hey Mister. Could you spare a little? I'm starving!
-It is MY chicken pot pie. Gain employ and you'll be able to afford one, my man!
-I'll lick the pan after!
-Well yes! And where will that lead? To asking for a whole one? Or stealing?
Oh no! Give a man a chicken pot pie and he'll fill up. But teach him to raise chickens and make pot pies and you...!
-That little black-y part there on the very edge of the crust?
-I'll pray for you.
-Hey Mister. Could you spare a little? I'm starving!
-It is MY chicken pot pie. Gain employ and you'll be able to afford one, my man!
-I'll lick the pan after!
-Well yes! And where will that lead? To asking for a whole one? Or stealing?
Oh no! Give a man a chicken pot pie and he'll fill up. But teach him to raise chickens and make pot pies and you...!
-That little black-y part there on the very edge of the crust?
-I'll pray for you.
Labels: hypocrisy, Republican
