Saturday, May 28, 2022

 

To NRA

 

Be awfully nice

of you:

Open your pocket.

Thus allowing the GOP to

Escape!

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Wednesday, April 06, 2022

 

Murph

 

(is not me. He sees himself

as warring 'gainst hypocrisy. If you

invoke "Christian" he'll say 
Oh yeah!--Folks who stuck

Jews in ovens? 

You've been warned!"

...

-Yoh Murph! Church here

plans all-day Ukraine 

Protest! Anything nasty to say

about that?

-Just mild surprise that they're

replacing biblical palaver featuring

basic or advanced lying with the

much-less-employed Action Faith!

-Be careful! You might have something

positive in there!

-Doubt it sincerely!

-Just remember that Scripture

will move even you!

As Faith moves mountains!

-Scripture can be tremendous stuff!

The Devil quotes it extensively.

-Ouch!

-In fact he relies on a veritable

ENCYCLOPEDIA.

-Labeled?

-Christian Hypocrisy!

-You're just angry is all. We professing Faith

are hardly perfect!

-But go on mouthing, as

long as there's a buck in it!

-Oh well, Auden says that we must love

our crooked neighbor 

with our crooked heart!

-I'm waiting for so-called Christians

to acknowledge how bloody crooked theirs is!




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Monday, April 04, 2022

 

GP

 

During THE GREAT PASSIVITY,

Christians and other frauds

cool it on mercy and much


else. Anyway, Coiffed Screechers via

Sinclair stopped hating with scripture


to call out WHORES! Who

apparently lurk everywhere!


So much sin, so little Time!


In short, complaisant modes

so got kicked unto the curb as 

to dwell religiously with dogshit.


One live group haunts Target yet,

screaming-out Asian women

wearing masks!


The most vocal of these saints

espousing ACTIVE FAITH-- 

and FIRM!


(Name actually Karen) left, y’All: 

due in Melbourne to knee 

a beggar in the balls


with other Taurus, thus 

taking turns.


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Monday, October 22, 2018

 

A History of Such Things


Panty-Sniffing Branch
of Law met augustly.

Gravely serious papers
presented, with subjects be
hilarious in lower hustles. Ranch
Romances a zine once.

Sweetest ladies there
wore underwear
they purified thus.




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Friday, August 04, 2017

 

All Revolutionaries Impatient


And how
to smash up
the previous order?

Men, women, children,
dogs, cats, machines.

Creative Destruction. Let
cowards hold garden parties!
Some in totally ruined cities

to begin the old hypocrisy
yet again.

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Thursday, June 15, 2017

 

The Reverse Transfer


-So few applications for
reverse transfers, that
I wanted to talk to you.

-Of course.

-Do you have a complaint or...?

-No complaint, really. Just the
sad acknowledgment that most
have lied their way in.

-As on Earth. Hypocrisy. We run
campaigns to help eradicate it,
but...

-Our strongest habit...?

-I suppose. But, have you participated
in any...?

-No. I stay away. Preferring to read.

-An odd one.

-Agreed.

-So, you don't like the Campaigns
for Goodness...and the company?

-Unfortunately.

-Don't you fear the suffering in
the other place?

-I think I'll be more left alone.

-In my experience, I don't find
that a truly driving force...
as the French say "Cherchez..."

-I admit it! I hope to find her there,
continue our Earth sinning!

-Not very noble.

-Blessedly!

-Well, many more to choose from if
she doesn't work out.

-Are you saying Hell consists
mostly of women?

-They say men forced them there.

-I feel I was forced here!

-To experience bad company?
Aren't you too much the Idealist?

-Admitted. Idealist. Loner. Lover.

-Don't romanticize! I can't stand it.
Here! I'm stamping your papers.
May you find your peculiar Heaven
in Hell!

-Everywhere's peculiar.   

-And everyone?

-Some pipe up.

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Thursday, April 20, 2017

 

The More Things Change


-What you think of this New Right?

-Like the Old Version, they think that
cruelty is wit.

-Homeless and Unemployed a barrel of laughs!

-It’s useless to legislate for lazy crazies!

-WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR...

-Some.

-The fewer the better!

-Freedom!

-Means the freedom to buy what’s required.

-And if I require a Congressman?

-Go for it!

-Stepping over bodies?

-Never wear your good shoes!

-My sacrifice for Justice!

-How much can you afford?

-Plenty! I hold that Truth to be self-evident.

-Amen!

-Along with my dick!

-Are we reducing the Nation to your pecker?

-Love of Country is shown in many ways!
 

-And I thought you were just a thieving tax-cheating  son of a bitch!

-Spell that P-A-T-R-I-O-T!

-Are we done here?

-Not till the prayer.

-Then I wanna look at the schedule.

-Yes! Let’s not miss the Reichstag Fire!

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Monday, April 10, 2017

 

Saved Documents


The Constitution is extraordinary,
its interpreters too clever by half.

The Bible is extraordinary,
its interpreters too depraved
by any measure.

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Wednesday, February 15, 2017

 

States


-Jesus Meek and Mild.
That's me, Baby!

-Uh uh. I've seen you
operate in this glorified
boiler room. Pirates off
the Barbary Coast.

-Avast Maties!

-But with computer and cell,
not cutlass.

-Tools of the trade!

-But...how can you reconcile
the two images. That is...
SOMEtimes, puzzlingly, you ARE 

Jesus etc.

-I don't. Don't even try.

-Doesn't it make for terrific
conflicts?

-Not in the least.

-Hypocrisy then!

-This is America! Hypocrisy
is the Golden Mean.

-I'm...glad we had this little
chat.

-No you're not.

-No I'm not.

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Friday, January 13, 2017

 

Twenty-Fifth Anniversary of Institution


-What was it like when the Religious Founders came?

-Same. Just hadda order up more whores is all.

-That's a strain in American Life, isn't it?

-In. To.

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Saturday, August 27, 2016

 

At the Little Blue Church of Hypocrisy


Doctor______preaches it
as the Golden Mean, tru-

ly achieving the Rule
of the same hue,

rephrased as Do unto others
before they...


A simple Faith,
like Spousal Rape.

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Wednesday, August 24, 2016

 

The Little Brown Guys


appear for crops
and construction.

The Man
likes the lit-

tle brown guys

because they settle
for less.

Those running little stores
like the little brown guys
and know all their names.

Sheriff says they're small
trouble. Pretty tame.


But politicians say no!
A threat horrendous!

One must fear!
But, after they leave

for other crops
and construction
under another Man.

Wink-wink nudge-nudge:
Thus the world goes round.

And round, a rather
agreeable sound.

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Tuesday, September 15, 2015

 

DPs


Promises and Ironies

As they had warned: Death Panels!

My neighborhood friend, Horkie, entered before me.

So, I waited.

“Oh yeah! Fuckin Republicans were against it, and
now that’s all that’s on the stupid  committee!” he
sneered leaving.

Squeezed between two guards, shoes scuffing.

My keeper out flirting with the receptionist, I took off!
Like a big-assed bird, we said as kids.

That Fun Time! Before knowing real hypocrites.

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Tuesday, September 01, 2015

 

The Transformative Moment


-I was addressing a mob of Southern Cretins
when it kicked in!

-Thereafter, you believed the righty bullshit?

-Amazingly!

-You departed The Bank of Cynicism and
never returned.

-I wouldn't say that, not exactly. In my personal
life I still fuck immensely around. And not cynicism, Play!

-Would God approve?

-Can't live on Him alone.



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Monday, March 16, 2015

 

Sauce. Goose. Gander. Eventually.


-He reeks of insincerity! Especially when they
force him to lard in God-references.

-I give him a pass in that case. That's merely
Hypocrisy. They usually run neck-and-neck with
the other side there.

-Their Hypocrisy-Triumphantalism being a passing phase?

-Most definitely! It’ll shake out to both having predictable scoundrels that way.

-Is Hypocrisy the Golden Mean then?

-There can be no other!

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Thursday, January 22, 2015

 

Appearance Is Reality

  
How To Understand By Conversing


-Repubs against equal pay for women?

-Not in spirit. But they point out that it'll actually
hurt the girls.

-Mustn't do that!

-Small employers'll throw in the sponge at yet
another government regulation! Thus hire fewer
or none.

-And large ones follow suit!

-The Party covers the waterfront.

-Don't they? Always proving that the inconveniencing
of their deep-pocket gombahs is, like, so totally bad
for the rest of us!

-That principle leads to the appearance of the abandoning
of principle altogether. And, sadly, leads the actually striving-
saintly among them to be labeled bullshitters. And their women
to be shamed again. Actually, all women, preferably.

-C'est la guerre, Madame et Mad-mwam-zellies!

-Why does your fractured French always make it worse?

-It can’t be made worse.
   

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Monday, July 21, 2014

 

When Heaven Went Quiet


Not a one!

But...God was finally sick
of the vile and vicious

spouters. Too, he gave
no break to those who

talked a good game
but were really base.

Oh how others as depraved
pretended otherwise! (Hey,

after all, if hypocrisy weighed,
there'd be next to no one here:
It’s The Golden Mean.) So, at

any rate, we've spoken
to God. Not decorous
to only have Democrats.

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Friday, May 02, 2014

 

Faith and Congress



Tap-Dancing in the House

-You came here an indifferent Christian.

-Comic-book version of Bible in my office.

-Then the Evangelicals steamrolled the party in your state.

-And The White Flame of Faith has shot from my ass ever since!

-How could you do it so fast? Metamorphose like that?

-Called Method Acting. Brando taught me. And Cockroaches.

-Uh huh? And what if by some Kafka-esque miracle, the whole
shebang turned atheist?

-Need you ask? God wouldn't bless our work, but who gives a shit?

-That last phrase encapsulates your service.

-Something has to.

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Friday, January 24, 2014

 

Barrel of Despicables



Prayer And Culture


-You've been described to me as godly.

-That's a stretch. I do pray.

-Well, I don't. I both envy you, and scorn you for being
in a barrel of despicables. Hypocrites!

-Not to judge. All faiths tell  you that. And even Voltaire
instructed in cultivating your own garden.

-You're all set then. But I'm in motion, and can't quite get
to that garden.

-Must put that on top.

-And nothing tears at you in your benign...?

-Whoa! I haven't GOTTEN anywhere. It's a process of arriving.
I’m not immune to despair, depression. But I give them over.

-We part on that giving up.

-Enemies I hope not.

-Yes and no.

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Sunday, April 28, 2013

 
What the Spiritual miss

is Church. The exquisite
moment when all move
together in the Word.

Rare, though, of course--give
you that. On lighter notes,
fragrant casseroles

etc awaited at supper
or picnics with fellow
ravenous parishioners.

Other manifestations
of a different sort
must, too, be cited.

A pastor levered in
politically, who ruled
as second in command

to an acrid and snappish
God. Another whose

youth aesthetic went
to his hands.

Others solid in the Faith
and some saints, even.


Still others rooted
in the Earth.

In short, Life!--being what
the purely spiritual miss,

dwelling in drafty marble halls,
attending ambiguous winds.

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