Sunday, September 14, 2008
Rocco and Hate Everything Fred
ROCCO
Well, Happy Fred! How's the election going to your jaundiced eye? How 'bout Obama-Biden?
HATE EVERYTHING FRED
Boy Scout and Babbler!
ROCCO
McCain and Palin?
FRED
Coot and Cunt.
ROCCO
Who would you have be president, o Hate Everything?
FRED
Ron Paul!
ROCCO
The seeming opposite of your crabby liberal sentiments!
At least that's what I get from all the spew over the years.
FRED
Constitution not a joke book to him.
ROCCO
And VP?
FRED
Joe Hill.
ROCCO
Joe Hill! He's been dead forever! You hafta at least pretend to be alive.
HATE EVERYTHING FRED
Nobody dies who Fascism kills. Utah put five bullets in
his left side. That's the wit of Fascism.
That kind of wit is very alive today in this despicable country!
ROCCO
But left-body is also where the heart is, no?
FRED
You got that right!
ROCCO
Does Hitler live, Fred?
FRED
In America yeah. But he’s dead in Germany.
ROCCO
You wouldn’t overstate now, would you?
FRED
Why do you think we brought all those German scientists here
after the war? We knew they’d be right at home!
Labels: Democrat, election, Fascism, Joe Hill, Republican
