Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Drinks At The Club–2 Bankers
-Government buying toxic mortgages, investing in banks.
-Here's to Socialism!
-To sarcasm, more like. Look! ’ll turn back from public to
private when the ship gets righted.
-I hope not! That's just prose. This is pure poetry!
-Too ironic for that.
-I’ll grant that, too. Frosting on the cake. John Q getting fucked again,
even after the dizzy mortgages we slicked him with.
-Oh well! What’s he there for? I mean, why candy it over?
-The tragedy of the consumer...keeping with our literary theme.
-If tragedy can be applied to such mental midgets.
-Bottoms up! The mental midgets are paying for the drinks.
-Poetic Justice! I’ll take the last lit-ree word. How very silly is
Literature anyway!
-Government buying toxic mortgages, investing in banks.
-Here's to Socialism!
-To sarcasm, more like. Look! ’ll turn back from public to
private when the ship gets righted.
-I hope not! That's just prose. This is pure poetry!
-Too ironic for that.
-I’ll grant that, too. Frosting on the cake. John Q getting fucked again,
even after the dizzy mortgages we slicked him with.
-Oh well! What’s he there for? I mean, why candy it over?
-The tragedy of the consumer...keeping with our literary theme.
-If tragedy can be applied to such mental midgets.
-Bottoms up! The mental midgets are paying for the drinks.
-Poetic Justice! I’ll take the last lit-ree word. How very silly is
Literature anyway!
Labels: bailout, bankers, fucking John Q