Sunday, May 24, 2009
Heaven Tech
GOD
A month? I haven’t got a month!
CHIEF CELESTIAL ENGINEER
No worry, O Completest and Highest Eminence, I’ll type in
the Cheat Code and make it a week or so.
GOD
I worry about the morality of all that.
CCE
You listen to an awful lot of prissy angels up here!
GOD
Well, they try to hold us to our ideals.
CCE
You know, of course, that we can’t possibly use their template for people?
GOD
I understand. Tragic flaw.
CCE
Multitudinous! Only rare ones’ll make it through without cheat codes.
GOD
A month? I haven’t got a month!
CHIEF CELESTIAL ENGINEER
No worry, O Completest and Highest Eminence, I’ll type in
the Cheat Code and make it a week or so.
GOD
I worry about the morality of all that.
CCE
You listen to an awful lot of prissy angels up here!
GOD
Well, they try to hold us to our ideals.
CCE
You know, of course, that we can’t possibly use their template for people?
GOD
I understand. Tragic flaw.
CCE
Multitudinous! Only rare ones’ll make it through without cheat codes.