Tuesday, March 29, 2022
one morn
Give her blathering
no credence then so she
tells me check my impedance
& underpants i'm not that informed
i her say you're getting there she intones cutely
observe this bone! i josh she missed it so
she lies her strongest suit some beauty!
Labels: logic, love, tech, truth
Friday, June 16, 2017
-“Turgid Victorian Hangover”
describes my post puberty run.
-Awful! Myself and girlfriends
remade the Roaring Twenties
instead. This time with The Pill.
-Healthier.
-Flogged your member alone,
did you?
-Frowned upon! But, all in all,
there were work-arounds for
everything.
-Like today’s tech?
-Will we ever lose tech?
-It’s forever! Sex I DO worry about.
-Don’t worry, be sad.
Labels: attitudes towards sex, sex, tech, Victorian
Sunday, December 04, 2011
Mr Squirty’s Demise
When_________DDS installed a new Mitchell-Belson he was taken by its beauty. Utility? What didn't it do?
The dentist leading the company seminar, dean all the way from Stanford admonished: “And given the tech firms
moving into your area, belay the babytalk! Squirt-Buddy
and the like! Explain the device to these engineers and point out its features. And, of course, how elegant it is!"
So, that meant no more Mr Squirty. Even to children, he
went over the Mitchell-Belson-–though more slowly.
As did his hygienists.
After not too long the appointment program was crammed, plus a waiting list...tech patients enthralled.
He took on another dentist, pediatric woman disillusioned
by paperwork and incompetent help at her own solo practice.
"Now no Mr Squirty!" he cautioned her first day.
Labels: babytalk, dentist, engineer, tech
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Heaven Tech
GOD
A month? I haven’t got a month!
CHIEF CELESTIAL ENGINEER
No worry, O Completest and Highest Eminence, I’ll type in
the Cheat Code and make it a week or so.
GOD
I worry about the morality of all that.
CCE
You listen to an awful lot of prissy angels up here!
GOD
Well, they try to hold us to our ideals.
CCE
You know, of course, that we can’t possibly use their template for people?
GOD
I understand. Tragic flaw.
CCE
Multitudinous! Only rare ones’ll make it through without cheat codes.
GOD
A month? I haven’t got a month!
CHIEF CELESTIAL ENGINEER
No worry, O Completest and Highest Eminence, I’ll type in
the Cheat Code and make it a week or so.
GOD
I worry about the morality of all that.
CCE
You listen to an awful lot of prissy angels up here!
GOD
Well, they try to hold us to our ideals.
CCE
You know, of course, that we can’t possibly use their template for people?
GOD
I understand. Tragic flaw.
CCE
Multitudinous! Only rare ones’ll make it through without cheat codes.
