Thursday, May 28, 2009
Latin Life
PARTY OPERATOR
Some inevitable Hispanic bashing must come along with this
Supreme Court nominee.
LATIN LEGISLATOR
Waste! Just playing to the racist core. Will the talk radio
idiots speak in fractured accents also?
PO
And bring back Speedy Gonzales jokes? Maybe not that far.
LL
Farther. Anyway, by all means let’s alienate another group!
And peel off some more women for good measure.
PO
We can’t just roll over. Wrong in practice, wrong in principle.
LL
Tell that to Luis having his morning Cuban coffee on Calle Ocho.
PO
I know your Luis and his ilk. Loudmouth in both languages.
Even both at once! Why he’s his own inter-racial dialog!
LL
That’s a stereotype!
PO
Yeah. And Miami loaded with ‘em!–most with knives.
LL
Man! You and your Whites-Only ILK leading my Republicans to extinction.
PO
Relax. You’ll get your Spic after all the noise. But let us have
the noise. We love it! You gotta put up with the collateral damage
to your precious Latinos.
LL
It never ends. And after all the fights we fought...!
PO
Never won in total...maybe when you achieve the same
moral standards as Caucasians?
LL
Thanks for that elevating thought. I’ll explain it to Luis--
once he calms down of course.
PO
Now don’t take me too seriously. I’m mostly teasing. It’s a joke.
Everything’s a big joke. That’s what you gotta learn, black, white,
brown or whatever.
LL
Whatever.
PARTY OPERATOR
Some inevitable Hispanic bashing must come along with this
Supreme Court nominee.
LATIN LEGISLATOR
Waste! Just playing to the racist core. Will the talk radio
idiots speak in fractured accents also?
PO
And bring back Speedy Gonzales jokes? Maybe not that far.
LL
Farther. Anyway, by all means let’s alienate another group!
And peel off some more women for good measure.
PO
We can’t just roll over. Wrong in practice, wrong in principle.
LL
Tell that to Luis having his morning Cuban coffee on Calle Ocho.
PO
I know your Luis and his ilk. Loudmouth in both languages.
Even both at once! Why he’s his own inter-racial dialog!
LL
That’s a stereotype!
PO
Yeah. And Miami loaded with ‘em!–most with knives.
LL
Man! You and your Whites-Only ILK leading my Republicans to extinction.
PO
Relax. You’ll get your Spic after all the noise. But let us have
the noise. We love it! You gotta put up with the collateral damage
to your precious Latinos.
LL
It never ends. And after all the fights we fought...!
PO
Never won in total...maybe when you achieve the same
moral standards as Caucasians?
LL
Thanks for that elevating thought. I’ll explain it to Luis--
once he calms down of course.
PO
Now don’t take me too seriously. I’m mostly teasing. It’s a joke.
Everything’s a big joke. That’s what you gotta learn, black, white,
brown or whatever.
LL
Whatever.
Labels: Hispanic, Supreme Court
