Sunday, May 22, 2022
JUSTICE
does what itz told
here. "Higher the court, s-
nugger the conformity."
(Repeat thrice, in obedient
rhythm to nice sounds of
such…Supremely lovely…word$.)
Labels: American Justice, bought and sold, cheap talk, Supreme Court
Friday, September 21, 2018
French Question
Will the Republicans
Tartuffe up
to save the sordid ass
of yet another one?
Labels: comedy, Conservative, French Comedy, politics, religious hypocrisy, Republican, Supreme Court, Tartuffe
Thursday, September 06, 2018
Triangular Rhythm
President
I put a guy in there will
do what the fuck he’s told!
Candidate
You’re looking at a non-political
guy who never does what he’s…!
The Beat
I go on.
Labels: politics, same old same old, Supreme Court
Saturday, June 30, 2018
Two Extraordinarily Consonant Republican Advisors Bottom-line New Supreme Court Possibilities,
-No Jew.
-Amen!
-Or mouthy woman!
-Goes without saying.
-Faggot?
-Looking for lisped opinions?
-No more fun. We got our guy!
-Knows his law, does he?
-Just enough to do what the fuck
he’s told!
Labels: fixed choice, joke of law, judicial independence, Supreme Court
Saturday, July 08, 2017
The Bright Promise
-Can’t see a thing!
-Then smell!
-My nose wore out. Can’t we...a light?
-No! It’s Dark Money.
-I’m sure it’s lovely.
-Terrifically so!
-Since we’re being fucked over by it and for it...
-No choice but to enjoy what enlightened
Fascism has brought you.
-I’m writing a thank you note to the Supreme Court!
Labels: Citizens United, dark money, political contributions, Supreme Court
Tuesday, February 16, 2016
Killing Democracy
-This Superdeligate shit of the Democrats
sounds like a way to blow the nonconformists
out of the water.
-Sounds too much like a Republican idea.
-They’re too busy stopping the President’s
Supreme Court pick before he makes it!
Though Attila the Hun would pass muster.
-Name your poison!
-Screw both! Why don’t the COMMUNISTS run
against the ROYALISTS.
-Not quite yet.
Labels: Atilla, Communist, Democrat, Republican, Royalist, Superdeligate, Supreme Court
Friday, August 07, 2015
Strategic Right
-Organize the crazies and keep ‘em burning
at thousand degrees Kelvin, and you win
the off-year elections.
-The other guys bored, lazy, or just sick to death of it?
-Their problem!
-But it looks like we’ll never again win The Big Kahuna,
not with this formula.
-And if we ever come up with another, the maddest
adherents’ll punish us terminally!
-So, unless we have a nuclear war, and another
Ike emerges...?
-Who cares? You really don’t need The Kahuna!
If we managed to sneak one in, he or she’d
just do what they’re told anyway.
-I don’t know if that’d work completely.
Not Supreme Court Justices after all!
Labels: crazies, Kahuna, radical fringe, Republican, Supreme Court
Wednesday, April 29, 2015
Hanging Out
-TV full of people demonstrating for Gay Marriage,
front of Supreme Court.
-Terrif!
-Tell me, Russel, cuz I wanna know, have
you ever been sexually demeaned in here?
-Not sexually, no. Just in the way we demean each
other in here naturally.
-That’s a democracy!
-Guess so.
-And, outside this boozy lounge?
-Hurt so much so many times, I’ve blocked!
-Too bad. Let’s see, you’re about six-zero.
so...fifty injurious years, give or take..
-Took! About it, for the years.
-Fifty more, home free!
-They count on my dying before that, of course.
-That’s the American way...right after lynching.
But look at all those young people on the TV!
Taking your place, and with more fight!
-Yeah, but after the long struggle, it gets to be
bore-ass. And then fewer and fewer show up!
-Do the Republicans bring in Storm Troopers then?
-Bash a fag for Christ!
-But you don’t give up?
-Of course not. THEY don’t!
Labels: Christian, demeaning, fag, gay, Gay Marriage, lounge, Republican Storm Troopers, scapegoat, Supreme Court, violence
Tuesday, March 03, 2015
(or Don’t deride cyanide)
Capital Atmospheric
-You call him Senator Arguments?
-He makes them from all sides.
-Even arguing with himself?
-Brilliantly!
-After all of that, how does he know
how to vote?
-Easy! As he’s told.
-Supreme Court next?
-Doubtless!
Labels: argument, issues, puppet, rhetoric, senate, senator, Supreme Court
Wednesday, February 25, 2015
Herding Enchiladas
Large Political Consultant
-I thought you were done when you predicted
your party’d prevail for the next fifty or
so years. And your vaunted clock got cleaned
in the very next election!
-Hey! You win some, you lose some. And some
are called off because of rain.
-Of Stupidity, rather.
-That too.
-And now here you are, bigger than ever!
-MONEY! I got our important boys and girls
together and explained that’s what it’s
all about! And forget the rest.
-Then, the Supreme Court affirmed your
distinguished thinking.
-They found, in their wisdom, the side their
bread was buttered on.
-And yours?
-Definitely mine.
-Thus, we’re all frantically running in a race
nobody wants to be in.
-Speak for yourself. God made the world.
-Doing you a helluva favor!
-It’s about favors too.
-Tammany Hall, blown up to mega proportions!
-Super Mega!
-A Black Hole! if you ask me. Where the
one-percent of the one-percent buy
elections outright! Like estates or limousines!
-Or politicians? So? Wake up and smell the
greenbacks! Ahhhh!
Labels: bought and sold, Citizens United, favors, Money as Speech, money in politics, one-percent, political corruption, Supreme Court, Wake up and smell the money
Thursday, July 03, 2014
Must Be the Place Café and Bar
Mickey’s Opinion
“Why is it when we talk about sex here, we
end up sounding like total fuckin idiots?”
Ridge had just come in for a quick lunch,
on his way to inspect a house.
“Don‘t sweat it. The Supreme Court too. Everybody!”
Labels: bar, cafe, idiot, sex, sex talk, Supreme Court
Wednesday, June 04, 2014
A Legal History
We phone
the judge as
a tug to get on
same page. Then,
don’t fuss. Knows
our pretty way a-
round a case.
Supremely so
at present.
Labels: corruption, crooked, influence, judge, legal, political influence, Supreme Court
Monday, April 14, 2014
The Rise of Morons Through Money
-Look at that! Jesus will you freakin look at that!
-I knew you'd be taken with it. You've heard the concept, and
since we believe it so deeply, we wanted to show it in terms
the American Moron could understand.
-Does he speak in just greenbacks, or are there coins mixed in
there somewhere?
-Bills make the point.
-But how did you...?
-Trade secret. We’ve worked on it a good while.
-I...can't make the words out, really.
-What difference does that make? It's the principle. Money is speaking! Therefore money is speech.
-Will he keep it up forever, or do you gather up about a bushel and
stick it up his ass for the process to begin anew?
-Something like that.
-Well, eighth wonder of the world. The man talks out money! Wow!
It keeps spewing and spewing from his mouth! I can’t get over it!
-Intellect solves problems if the smarmy government stays away!
-I'd send a clip of him to the Supreme Court. Sorta back them up.
I mean it sounds ridiculous to say money is speech and vice versa.
Two different things.
-But, observe! Obviously not!
-You keep educating the morons, and one fine day some will make
the Supreme Court.
-That battle has been won.
Labels: Money as Speech, morons, Supreme Court
Friday, June 29, 2012
The Howlers
So conservative Chief Justice
joins liberals to give
President a win.
Conventional pundits dealt
specious coin yet again &
true wingnuts howl. It's
Law 1 & Hate 0. But
I scowlingly cartoon.
Subtext: corruption most vile
in the Republican Party, which
were it a person would, upon
death, be screwed
into the ground.
Dems sound measurably better,
but so what? Boxcars of cash en-
tering both sidings as we argue.
Welcome to The Gilded Age Redux
where we're all fuxed.
Labels: Conservative, Democrat; Republican, liberal, Republican Corruption, Supreme Court
Monday, June 11, 2012
All Hail
Lady of the Scales!
Though she prove,
with prompting,
floozie.
Labels: Justice, Law, Supreme Court
Friday, April 13, 2012
Citizens Disjointed
Raw monster ag-
gregates dasn't confer
with objects of their in-
fection. Law, and not
to be denied! Mean-
time, pigs fly
over our Village
of Idiots.
Labels: Citizens United, Super Pac, Supreme Court
Wednesday, March 28, 2012
Outside Supreme Court,
It All Plays out as Parody
Representatives get facetime.
Pickets also, in prides of signs.
Law professors invited to parse
common language until
it trails past farce and into
insanity. “Circus clowns” etc
bandied for this jostling caboodle:
a comparison much too wimpy.
Labels: clowns, law enforcement, Supreme Court
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
Demonstrators Outside Supreme Court
Clueless tools since
Justice is blind,
others say.
Though she's been seen
throwing as many elbows
as the NBA.
Clueless tools since
Justice is blind,
others say.
Though she's been seen
throwing as many elbows
as the NBA.
Labels: Justice, NBA, Supreme Court
Friday, February 17, 2012
Citizens United
Everyone knows it's wrong
and that fascist shitheads
on the Supreme Court
are carrying the day.
To understate.
Labels: Citizens United, Supreme Court
Friday, December 09, 2011
Supreme Majority
Not Conservative.
(Why strip the word
of honor?)
Rather concert for
wealth and power.
Not Conservative.
(Why strip the word
of honor?)
Rather concert for
wealth and power.
Labels: Conservative, Supreme Court
