Tuesday, December 07, 2010
Right, Left, Center
R
No compromise!
L
Ever!
C
Speeches nice. Sentiments likewise. But we have to run things.
R
RINO!
L
DINO!
C
Well, can’t be both. Now, why don’t you two just...?
R
Down in flames, rather!
L
In flames!
R
They’re throwing out the baby with the bath water!
L
They haven’t made the turn at the Twentieth Century,
let alone the Twenty First!
R
Mad experiments with everything. Tons of sex. Our money thrown at all of it!
L
They wanna come to my bedroom to watch. Disgusting voyeurs!
R
Fund the slacker bums!
L
Embrace the rich as they screw the rest of us!
C
See you around.
R&L
We doubt it!
Labels: Center, compromise, Left, pragmatism, Right
