Monday, July 23, 2018
SSF
-...and proposed Shit-Storm Factor?
1-10?
-11!
-You know the most important factor?
When you really lay down blankets
of lies?
-You start to fiercely believe them?
-What’s more natural? All life is invented
anyway. Forget the stupid
rationalizations beforehand.
-How about the ones of Faith?
-No thanks, just puked.
-The Lefties’ll pee their lace panties!
-Our wondrous evil has its diuretic effects.
Labels: evil, faith, infection, Left, lying, pragmatism, religion, Right Wing
Sunday, July 08, 2018
Keeping It Honest
-Do you lie all the time?
-Not consciously. That is: situations
present themselves and you must
quickly decide how to handle them.
-Uh huh? And the result…?
-...could even be the truth!
-Oh? Well that shifting shit of yours
makes us distrust you!
-Happily!
Labels: habitual liar, liar, lie, pragmatism, situational ethics
Monday, December 23, 2013
Consequential Grades
Public Works
B+ People*
2 premises:
Not a perfect world.
Let’s get something done!
A People
We can’t proceed with such a flimsy plan. Much more
research required!
I won’t serve on any committee with that crook!
Let’s clean out him, and everything, starting sooner!
Conclusion: Purity, though pretty, accomplishes nothing today.
*categories mentioned by Tracy Kidder
Labels: perfectionism, politics, pragmatism, public, public work, purity, realism
Tuesday, December 07, 2010
Right, Left, Center
R
No compromise!
L
Ever!
C
Speeches nice. Sentiments likewise. But we have to run things.
R
RINO!
L
DINO!
C
Well, can’t be both. Now, why don’t you two just...?
R
Down in flames, rather!
L
In flames!
R
They’re throwing out the baby with the bath water!
L
They haven’t made the turn at the Twentieth Century,
let alone the Twenty First!
R
Mad experiments with everything. Tons of sex. Our money thrown at all of it!
L
They wanna come to my bedroom to watch. Disgusting voyeurs!
R
Fund the slacker bums!
L
Embrace the rich as they screw the rest of us!
C
See you around.
R&L
We doubt it!
Labels: Center, compromise, Left, pragmatism, Right
