Thursday, January 06, 2011

 
The Freshman And His Oldest Friend


-So, you're telling me you haven't served a day yet
and you've already raised your reelection money?

-They also serve who only gad about this golden town,
leaving each soiree with a bushel of cash.

-Like, they're giving it to you out of love?
They want something back!

-Nothing to do with me.

-Gotta be.

-Nope. Leadership handles everything.

-And then tells you how to vote.

-You always put things so crudely.

-Bribery, once removed. Well, all that aside, you still
got a job to do. Constituent services for one.

-Old pros handle that. No need to get my hands dirty.
Same with boring committee nonsense.

-Looks to me that you'll be doing nothing!

-Talking. We've got a lovely mantra.

-A Parrot!

-With such pretty feathers!

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