Friday, July 13, 2018
-This administration?
-NOISE!
-Must I listen?
-Every freakin bit!
-I’ll go insane!
-Go? Hey, do what you can.
-But Party desires cash following
each and every bizarre momento!
-Respond! One fine day they’ll never forget you!
-Money is how, if you must be remembered?
-Feed the Kitty now!
-Or she’ll never stop howling!
Labels: faction, fund raising, noise, party, political noise, politics, propaganda
Friday, September 12, 2014
The Political Universal
Template For Both Parties
We know you’re sick of begging emails, but...
Labels: Democrat, fund raising, latest outraged appeal, Republican
Friday, June 13, 2014
Rose By Its Name
Legislative Melody
-That's some fund you've authored there! Millions upon millions!
-To help me and certain hand-picked others.
-And the zillionaires who contribute expect nothing in return: that's the American Miracle!
-Just the advancement of core conservative principles.
-Primarily, Stealing.
-You were never one for phrasing.
Labels: bribery, Conservative, fund raising, legislator, naming, principle, stealing
Friday, October 18, 2013
Money, Encore
Fundraise
-The whole country is a fundraiser! Latest perversion not
out of a New Dixiecrat’s mouth, that the Lefty sites
don’t light up my internet for contributions against him.
-Well they hafta super-frantically tap the little guy, since
the Billionaires are mostly in the Racist Republican corner.
-They’ll be happy when they hafta take the kids to
the beach in a Patton tank,
-Think of the firepower! Righty Nirvana!
Labels: billionaires, fund raising, Patton Tank, political internet, Racist Republican
Thursday, January 06, 2011
The Freshman And His Oldest Friend
-So, you're telling me you haven't served a day yet
and you've already raised your reelection money?
-They also serve who only gad about this golden town,
leaving each soiree with a bushel of cash.
-Like, they're giving it to you out of love?
They want something back!
-Nothing to do with me.
-Gotta be.
-Nope. Leadership handles everything.
-And then tells you how to vote.
-You always put things so crudely.
-Bribery, once removed. Well, all that aside, you still
got a job to do. Constituent services for one.
-Old pros handle that. No need to get my hands dirty.
Same with boring committee nonsense.
-Looks to me that you'll be doing nothing!
-Talking. We've got a lovely mantra.
-A Parrot!
-With such pretty feathers!
-So, you're telling me you haven't served a day yet
and you've already raised your reelection money?
-They also serve who only gad about this golden town,
leaving each soiree with a bushel of cash.
-Like, they're giving it to you out of love?
They want something back!
-Nothing to do with me.
-Gotta be.
-Nope. Leadership handles everything.
-And then tells you how to vote.
-You always put things so crudely.
-Bribery, once removed. Well, all that aside, you still
got a job to do. Constituent services for one.
-Old pros handle that. No need to get my hands dirty.
Same with boring committee nonsense.
-Looks to me that you'll be doing nothing!
-Talking. We've got a lovely mantra.
-A Parrot!
-With such pretty feathers!
Labels: bribery.leadership, freshman legislator, fund raising, House of Representatives, special interests
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Senator and Campaign Director
-Five hundred K is a hunk of change.
-Best thus far.
-Who are they?
-Americans For Adjustment.
-That doesn't tell me anything.
-Oh the usual suspects among pissed billionaires.
-What do they want?
-Evidently fog. Can't make head nor tail
from their website.
-Well, give me the Readers Digest version.
-They wanna go up everybody's ass. Midst flags.
-Achieving patriotic greatness by enforcing behavior.
The America of Convenience.
-Yeah, theirs.
-So, people give money for themselves? I’ve got to juggle
them with real people.
-What?
-Okay, real people is a fiction. Let me have some fun here!
-Five hundred K is a hunk of change.
-Best thus far.
-Who are they?
-Americans For Adjustment.
-That doesn't tell me anything.
-Oh the usual suspects among pissed billionaires.
-What do they want?
-Evidently fog. Can't make head nor tail
from their website.
-Well, give me the Readers Digest version.
-They wanna go up everybody's ass. Midst flags.
-Achieving patriotic greatness by enforcing behavior.
The America of Convenience.
-Yeah, theirs.
-So, people give money for themselves? I’ve got to juggle
them with real people.
-What?
-Okay, real people is a fiction. Let me have some fun here!
Labels: campaign, Citizens United, fund raising, senator
