Friday, August 24, 2012
Two Oldddd Senators
-The House sends over its claptrap!
-Since it's a Republican House...
-Then Republican Claptrap
-And when it's Democrat?
-Democratic Claptrap obviously
-And in the 2% event they get it together?
-Bipartisan Claptrap.
Labels: bipartisan, Democrat;, House of Representatives, Republican, senate
Wednesday, April 06, 2011
Headline Style
SENATE OF CONSIGLIORES
AND HOUSE OF WHORES
MEET IN COMMITTEE
"HOW BETTER TO SERVICE BILLIONAIRES"
PATRIOTIC LIES
PRETEND OTHERWISE
SENATE OF CONSIGLIORES
AND HOUSE OF WHORES
MEET IN COMMITTEE
"HOW BETTER TO SERVICE BILLIONAIRES"
PATRIOTIC LIES
PRETEND OTHERWISE
Labels: billionaires, bribery, House of Representatives, patriotism, senate
Friday, January 21, 2011
House Repeals Healthcare
Their mouth painted them
into absurd corner and
they look, thus, fools.
But, onward!
To further taints.
There’s work to be shunned.
Their mouth painted them
into absurd corner and
they look, thus, fools.
But, onward!
To further taints.
There’s work to be shunned.
Labels: Healthcare, House of Representatives
Thursday, January 06, 2011
The Freshman And His Oldest Friend
-So, you're telling me you haven't served a day yet
and you've already raised your reelection money?
-They also serve who only gad about this golden town,
leaving each soiree with a bushel of cash.
-Like, they're giving it to you out of love?
They want something back!
-Nothing to do with me.
-Gotta be.
-Nope. Leadership handles everything.
-And then tells you how to vote.
-You always put things so crudely.
-Bribery, once removed. Well, all that aside, you still
got a job to do. Constituent services for one.
-Old pros handle that. No need to get my hands dirty.
Same with boring committee nonsense.
-Looks to me that you'll be doing nothing!
-Talking. We've got a lovely mantra.
-A Parrot!
-With such pretty feathers!
-So, you're telling me you haven't served a day yet
and you've already raised your reelection money?
-They also serve who only gad about this golden town,
leaving each soiree with a bushel of cash.
-Like, they're giving it to you out of love?
They want something back!
-Nothing to do with me.
-Gotta be.
-Nope. Leadership handles everything.
-And then tells you how to vote.
-You always put things so crudely.
-Bribery, once removed. Well, all that aside, you still
got a job to do. Constituent services for one.
-Old pros handle that. No need to get my hands dirty.
Same with boring committee nonsense.
-Looks to me that you'll be doing nothing!
-Talking. We've got a lovely mantra.
-A Parrot!
-With such pretty feathers!
Labels: bribery.leadership, freshman legislator, fund raising, House of Representatives, special interests
