Monday, February 14, 2011
Surveillance Team
-Did we get on the cool side of the senator’s firewall?
-Piece of cake, but it's totally boring rightwing boilerplate:
We're exceptional and God better watch his shit!
-How about personal?
-Via cell phone. Two. One for business and ball and chain, other dedicated to mistress.
-Cagey. That second may be tough nut.
-Not a problem. Either one. Old bitch gets platinum watch with gold tennis charms along the band for birthday, which is under same sign as young bitch.
-How sweetly astrological! And other lady? Incendiary panties embroidered with the names of Republican heros?
-Same watch, but pink knick-knacky miscellany for charms, mostly tiny rockers.
-Outside of the fact that some jeweler owes him a hell of a favor...?
-Whole apartment pink too. Everything Sears sells that is pink.
-Charming! I’m trying to ask if he spills any state secrets to her.
-Nah. He’s just perpetually giddy. Especially when she wears her old Catholic schoolgirl uniform.
-So we’re spending hundreds of thousands to keep tabs on a horny idiot?
-What made this country great.
-I’ll inform the director as to the Catholic angle. He might employ a bit of budget blackmail.
-Another thing that makes...
-This work makes your mind decay. Pluck another string on that guitar!
Labels: hypocrisy, senator, survillance
