Wednesday, October 19, 2011
Bill of Particulars
-When I need your vote, you deliver. Short and bitter.
-When you don't?
-Then you can go against us for your lovely Tea Party
of racists and sub-morons.
-You got it ass-backwards. They’re actually...
-We know what they are. The old reactionary wing
of the party, which has maintained its egregious self
since just after Lincoln.
-One of us will sit in your chair some fine day!
-Why if that happens, I'll just be full of praise!
-One learns a lot in one's freshman year.
-Never too much in this town.
-When I need your vote, you deliver. Short and bitter.
-When you don't?
-Then you can go against us for your lovely Tea Party
of racists and sub-morons.
-You got it ass-backwards. They’re actually...
-We know what they are. The old reactionary wing
of the party, which has maintained its egregious self
since just after Lincoln.
-One of us will sit in your chair some fine day!
-Why if that happens, I'll just be full of praise!
-One learns a lot in one's freshman year.
-Never too much in this town.
Labels: freshman, party leader, Republican, tea party
