Monday, April 23, 2012

 

The Immense Political

pressure to shove right
wingers onto university

faculties resulted in their
tireless rants at meetings.

Therefore, by internet vote,
all speaking was forbidden.
Genius or schlub, didn‘t matter.

Instead the professors sat in
the expansive auditorium
and texted each other, all

shown on gigantic monitors.
The traditionalists kvetched
that this form prevented their

usual woolgathering, but they
were somewhat mollified by
being allowed two tablets each,

one for footnotes.

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Comments:
Yes. Gotta have footnotes. Too funny!
 
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