Monday, May 30, 2022
Quartet
When Ricky Pretterman,
Business Professor, A&M,
and girlfriend, Karen,
register Republican after
NRA Convention, he laughs
Four Vicious Entities!
Labels: Karen, NRA, professor, Right Wing, vicious Republican
Saturday, May 21, 2022
Republican Heaven
Pleasant to be greeted
by an Angel with every
feather right!
I speak to him of my fear
re GREAT REPLACEMENT!
--even here. But he brightly reassures:
“Not a Worry!" There being
a separate but equal heaven
for jungle types and their
yellowish co-libtards!
"All so-OOOO Politically Correct-de-deck-TEE!"
Exult I then of course…
and...actually...some black music
quite interesting. Acceptable therefore!
Plus every major city
possesses a CHINATOWN
with interesting food.
(Use your napkin to clean
the cutlery beforehand
just to be sure!)
But obviously the greatest glory in a Heaven
for our OWN Kind
is the absence of Socialist
“Intellectuals” and their wooly
theories of nothing!
(& of course we leave Jews
to their weird devices...
'nuff said.)
Labels: black, Chinese, heaven, intellectual, Jew, liberal, Republican, Right Wing, Yellow
Saturday, October 20, 2018
Hate Radio
has a life-change
going on
and on
about surreptitiously kind
Quarter-Assed Righty President.
With alarming examples
of the more real, and even
homicidal, despising
coming from the LEFT!--
formerly a laughing-stock,
in anecdote and song,
of Pansy Ineffectuality!
Don’t get me wrong:of Pansy Ineffectuality!
Such forlorn ragtags
can also hate.
But hardly as naturally,
nor to the manner born.
Labels: Conservative, Hate Radio, Left, Right Wing
Friday, August 24, 2018
Same Old
These Trumpers are
NOISE !
How to Judge?
On Right Standards of course.
As an example, the opportunity to
REFILTH
the air back to
Republican
GOLD STANDARDS.
Labels: Clean Air, Clean Air Act, filthy air, reactionary, Right, Right Wing, Trump
Monday, July 23, 2018
SSF
-...and proposed Shit-Storm Factor?
1-10?
-11!
-You know the most important factor?
When you really lay down blankets
of lies?
-You start to fiercely believe them?
-What’s more natural? All life is invented
anyway. Forget the stupid
rationalizations beforehand.
-How about the ones of Faith?
-No thanks, just puked.
-The Lefties’ll pee their lace panties!
-Our wondrous evil has its diuretic effects.
Labels: evil, faith, infection, Left, lying, pragmatism, religion, Right Wing
Monday, June 20, 2016
Up There Zip
The richest man in our affluent zip
has passed.
Pause for hallelujahs from Left!
Resume, then, for Senator Runcie to
speak glowingly on the legislative floor.
His cut continues from the Estate.
Treasury and FBI are digging up
the extensive gardens. Billion so far.
Uncle Sam, that kowtowing waiter, will
finally get a share.
Not off the top, of course.
That goes to Prophets of Profit, and other
“Conservative” Greed Avatars.
All high-tone, religious even, but not a worry
that grimier hands won’t mix in.
Under the Big Tent.
Labels: buried wealth, death, greed, hidden wealth, money, rich, Right Wing, right wing greed, tax cheats, taxes
Saturday, December 20, 2014
Creativity on the Right
Another Conservative Solution
-I usually handle it myself.
-Together, more things are possible.
-Whacking off in a group...I don't know.
-For Liberty!
-Well, that's nice, I suppose. Whacking off
for Liberty.
-We don't put it in that vulgar way.
-Oh? What precise vulgar way do you...?
-Haven't found the right words yet. Someone
suggested Release for God and Country.
Another modified that to Releasing God
and Country.
-Doesn't ring a bell, especially a cracked one.
-Whatever. You show up and help us!
-I been mostly helping myself.
-That's the trouble! Strength Together!
-Sounds like a Nazi slogan.
-They weren’t all bad. We don't have
any Jews, for one thing.
-Well, there goes one worry!
Labels: Conservative, Jew, liberty, Nazi, Right Wing, sex
Monday, June 30, 2014
Canadians Sans Much Hate
Doing chores around his tiny cabin,
Nurpie liked listening to Budge
Magnow. Though Budge was pretty
far right.
In fact, had just finished labeling caller
Montreal Eddie as left of Marx, but
Eddie laughed that was a compliment.
But the best part of Magnow's shows
were when he took a week on a topic.
This next week would be Anxiety, and
Nurpie looked forward to it.
A lady doctor would come on from the
provincial hospital.
The bad side was that Nurpie started to
get anxious about everything, and called
his grownup kids without having much to say.
Emailed his ex who wisecracked “I just love
worry. It defines me.”
He met his only close neighbor, Bell, at
the mailbox, and Bell laughed, "Snow and
dread, an unbeatable combination."
The anxiety week passed and he encountered
nothing dreadful until he slipped and cut a
finger on the mailbox. Put on antibiotic
ointment and wrapped it tightly.
Wasn't sure if it needed a stitch, but
probably not. A lady in the southern
village did stitches. She had been
a nurse in mining camps.
Budge was going on about the American
Republicans having more guts than their
Canadian counterparts. Nurpie turned down
the volume and smiled as hail ticked.
Labels: Canada, Republican, Right Wing, snow, Talk Radio
Tuesday, May 20, 2014
Selecting Cable
And Merry Melodies, Not
Bloomberg favors me of Saturdays
by showcasing true business leaders.
With vision yet. Rest of week,
ultra right-wing creeps and Loon-
y Tunes basically full of shit.
John Galt, if he slid an
icy hand in your pocket.
Labels: Bloomberg, business, John Galt, leader, Right Wing, vision
Tuesday, January 07, 2014
Stand Your Ground, Beforehand
Coming Attractions
-So join “Preempt the Punks!” if you're so
worried about us. Or you gonna wait
till your daughter raped?
-What I've seen thus far is that you beat up simpletons.
-Practice.
Labels: crime, preemption, Right Wing, right wing violence, violence
Monday, November 18, 2013
Walking the Cat Back
FBI or Other
-We hafta walk the cat back, or no case.
-This is one erratic couple! We’ll never find out what-all
they did, if anything.
-Try as you would with the aimless feline!--thus the
expression.
-I don’t need your schooling! Where the hell’s the meat?
Sharing a jerk-off Lefty fantasy is not a crime!
-It is to the Righties in charge at present.
-Strictly political! What shit! Am I to make a career
of pleasing these cretinous Wingers?
-Bingo! You can see! He can see! O thank the Lord
my Novena wasn’t in vain!
-Uh huh? And does this all switch when Lefties come in?
-They never really do.
Labels: Right Wing, socialism, walking cat back
Tuesday, November 12, 2013
The Whole Nine Yards
Mike, the Beautiful Plumber,
turned out to have a racist mouth to begin with. He then
detailed plots by shadow Lefty groups.
Mickey-Moke, waiting for him to fix the diner’s dishwasher,
was informed, too, that a buck an hour more boosting his
minimum wage would ruin the country.
“If you could ruin a ruin!”
“Being so handsome, though, is a wonderful starting point.
If I went out with him, maybe I could...change the subject?”
But Jeanine, totaling a check, shook her head at Monica’s thought.
“Lost cause, Honeybun. Stay around him you'll get ear infections.”
Monica had disagreed. And put on her best smile handing Mike
a requested iced tea, no sugar. “If I want sugar I‘ll eat sugar!”
At that unsweet point, she discovered that the immigrant Italian
couple who opened the diner way back when had been Mafia.
The funny old man had hired her, and he and Rosa had worked
into their eighties.
Giving up a beautiful thing is always difficult, but Monica wanted
to do more when she got home that evening.
She showered, changing into pj shorts and a raggedy t-shirt.
Went on her laptop to alter her Match.com profile. No Republicans
she typed.
Labels: beauty, diner, handsome, Left Plots, Match.com, Republican, Right Wing
Wednesday, May 15, 2013
Senator, Just Drunk Enough
“I say those things for the scratch-ass rubes.
And their pseudo-Constitutional fetishes
and Camp-Meeting bellows--many of both
to do with sex.
That's a quarter.
Leadership forces my vote for their concerns,
plus equally uncomfortable ones.
That's another quarter.
But half of the time I'm an Eisenhower,
Main Street Republican.
That's what I want to be remembered for,
not the gross puke.”
“I say those things for the scratch-ass rubes.
And their pseudo-Constitutional fetishes
and Camp-Meeting bellows--many of both
to do with sex.
That's a quarter.
Leadership forces my vote for their concerns,
plus equally uncomfortable ones.
That's another quarter.
But half of the time I'm an Eisenhower,
Main Street Republican.
That's what I want to be remembered for,
not the gross puke.”
Labels: Constitution, Eisenhower Republican, religion, Right Wing, senator
Monday, March 04, 2013
Reagan’s Great Charm
Keeping his crazies
at bay.
Presently--God help us!--
at full bark.
Keeping his crazies
at bay.
Presently--God help us!--
at full bark.
Labels: crazies, Reagan, Right Wing
Monday, February 11, 2013
To Your Painstaking Explication
he spits “Freedom!”
Meaning his. Yours
in the abstract,
or absent, or
preferably, extracted
by him.
Labels: freedom, intolerance, Right Wing
Wednesday, November 28, 2012
Lawyers Huddle
-Well, broke down in tough neighborhood. Machine pistol in glove compartment.
-I wait in cringing anxiety.
-Not as bad as you’d think. Group of guys muttering–-against him, he thought.
-Sprayed ‘em?
-Nobody killed. A few uncomfortable
-I wait in cringing anxiety.
-Not as bad as you’d think. Group of guys muttering–-against him, he thought.
-Sprayed ‘em?
-Nobody killed. A few uncomfortable
hospital stays.
-How come they weren’t suspicious
-How come they weren’t suspicious
of white guy lingering in car?
-Thought he was salesman checking his email.
-Okay, let’s talk motive. Could they be said to be plotting in some way against...?
-Plotting all right: transportation for church picnic.
-Forget motive. How to defend him?
-He’s been fed steady stream of right wing hysteria by Fox and hate radio.
-Thought he was salesman checking his email.
-Okay, let’s talk motive. Could they be said to be plotting in some way against...?
-Plotting all right: transportation for church picnic.
-Forget motive. How to defend him?
-He’s been fed steady stream of right wing hysteria by Fox and hate radio.
When I spoke to him I got the full dose.
-Insanity defense?
-Somewhat. “Right Wing Hysteria Defense.”
-We’ll make history–-unless we draw reactionary judge.
-That’s taken care of. Then you’re in for sure?
-Wouldn’t miss it!
-Insanity defense?
-Somewhat. “Right Wing Hysteria Defense.”
-We’ll make history–-unless we draw reactionary judge.
-That’s taken care of. Then you’re in for sure?
-Wouldn’t miss it!
Labels: Fox..Right Wing Hysteria, Right Wing, Right Wing Radio
Friday, September 21, 2012
Can't Sleep AM Radio
Gold bugs promise fortunes
& guys can't get it up. Strained
brained right-wing ranters
(singularly loved by the vicious)
shoring survival food against
invading racial waves.
Others counseling love
stricken, or loan
stuck. Mega Church, ord-
inary Christ-extortion. Sports
dudes trying picayune
quarrels. It's all hardly vast,
but waste
land nonetheless.
Gold bugs promise fortunes
& guys can't get it up. Strained
brained right-wing ranters
(singularly loved by the vicious)
shoring survival food against
invading racial waves.
Others counseling love
stricken, or loan
stuck. Mega Church, ord-
inary Christ-extortion. Sports
dudes trying picayune
quarrels. It's all hardly vast,
but waste
land nonetheless.
Labels: Hate Radio, radio, Right Wing, vast wasteland
Thursday, June 07, 2012
-Don't throw bouquets at me.
-Not bloody likely.
-How about my favorite dream? The one in which
I hold you tight?
-Not yours truly. Any more tired songs?
-Quite the anti-romantic. Right winger too?
-Whatever the boss is.
-Oh? Do you say Those people down THERE don't
wanna work! ?
-He has proclaimed, and therefore I...
-How about what passes for philosophy? Give a fish a man and...
-His favorite. and mine. But we’ve loosened under the
relentless pounding of his kids, who were ashamed of a Neanderthal Dad.
-How so?
-Positively Scandinavian in safety net for those not members of the club. Even admitting a bit of
regulation to collar the sleazier thieves in the
Chamber of Commerce.
-Miracle! Where do you stand on Gay Marriage.
-We're waiting.
Labels: boss, popular songs, Right Wing
Monday, April 23, 2012
The Immense Political
pressure to shove right
wingers onto university
faculties resulted in their
tireless rants at meetings.
Therefore, by internet vote,
all speaking was forbidden.
Genius or schlub, didn‘t matter.
Instead the professors sat in
the expansive auditorium
and texted each other, all
shown on gigantic monitors.
The traditionalists kvetched
that this form prevented their
usual woolgathering, but they
were somewhat mollified by
being allowed two tablets each,
one for footnotes.
Labels: education, professor, Right Wing
Thursday, March 29, 2012
The American Right
marshals its Petains
with talk of freedom,
especially in the market
for legislators. What
would a glorious future
be worth
if it couldn't be
purchased?
marshals its Petains
with talk of freedom,
especially in the market
for legislators. What
would a glorious future
be worth
if it couldn't be
purchased?
Labels: bribery, Petain, Right Wing
