Wednesday, April 25, 2012
Shhh!
-This a quiet room?
-Drop a bucket of bolts here, sounds like angels whispering.
-Well I don't have much time, Senator. Look!
Sixty percent of my business follows the
supply-demand curve and other MBA niceties.
-And the other forty?
-Piracy, frankly. And that's were you come in.
Pushing legislation to protect me.
-Do my best, but John Q. getting riled up.
-He's a fuckbrain! And if he had any guts, we'd
be sharing a cell in Leavenworth.
-I’d prefer Danbury, though the waiting list
for the tennis pro is rather long.
Labels: bribery, business, federal prison, senator
