Saturday, May 28, 2022
GOP
G = GREASE my palm
while mouthing God.
O= O say can you see
how your kid's filigreed?
With Long-Rifled precision and ART,
plus the sucker's prayer-mush after!--
our Hallmark!
P=Pockets
"Fill mine, only
then we'll talk."
Labels: bribery, GOP, guns, moral disgrace, murder of children, Republican, war rifle
To NRA
Be awfully nice
of you:
Open your pocket.
Thus allowing the GOP to
Escape!
Labels: bribery, corruption, GOP, hypocrisy, on the take
Saturday, September 01, 2018
Just and Must
-Brits got wigs. Whaddawe…?
-Prancing and preening.
-And bribery for good measure?
-In proportion. Yes.
-Oh well, every society works
something out.
-Codes, Rules, Shebangs…
-The more sophisticated, the
more lying.
-Ah but Justice is Blind in America!
-She’s missing out.
Labels: bribery, imperfect law, Justice, Law, lawyer, lying, manipulated truth, society, spectacle
Tuesday, June 05, 2018
The Second Emoulment
-Do Children's Crusades arise when adults won’t lead?
-More like lead and don’t lead at the same time.
-And where does such cautious ambivalence get us?
-Here and there.
-And ultimately nowhere?
-Nice country around there!
-The monuments being kept up?
-Impeccably!
Labels: bribery, gun control, guns, NRA, Republican.leadership, Second Amendment
Saturday, February 17, 2018
From Your Republican
Thanx for the sacrifice of your child for my cause.
Cause is heavy. I say what I’m
paid to.
And, oh, nearly forgot.
Thoughts and prayers, or whatever catchwords of Ball-less Christianity.
Labels: bribery, guns, malfeasance, mass murder
Tuesday, December 19, 2017
Multiplier Effect
Put a total sabotaging asshole in charge
of a government agency.
Payback to him and huge contributors.
Havoc ensues!
Payback, then, of an emotional sort to his fellow crazies!
Bought and sold, no?
How ‘bout y’all?
Let me answer with a question.
Can you live here without being bribed?
In the Land of the Free and the Home of the Br….
Labels: bribery, payback, political sabotage
Wednesday, August 16, 2017
Coffee After Sad Fact
-And you're treating? I'm overwhelmed!
-As you know, Statue of Limitations has run out.
-We had been waiting for your last minute "Criminal" Barrage.
-Agents pissed, but we’re not going in ever again without
totally solid cases.
-What you see as criminal I see as opportunity.
-That's a Universal!
-Uh huh? Time to change the law again. Make it reflect real life!
-Buying legislators?
-No way! No such thing as bribery anymore. Citizens
United Ruling...
-has been such a useful whore to you.
-Long may she reign!
-I wonder if I’ll ever put you inside.
-If you do, then after a bit I’ll purchase tremendous pressure to show
I’ve been convicted under truly anachronistic laws.
-Great Laws!
-Life changes for the good!
-How can you get that last word in your mouth?
-How can we get any words in our mouths?
Labels: bribery, Citizens United, conviction, criminal, criminal case, FBI, Investigator, Legislature
Saturday, June 24, 2017
The “There” There
Tresh and Habney
-The answer is in the dirt!
-Is it? You mean I been wasting
my time looking elsewhere? Clouds?
Infinity? Bosuns?
-Ben Hogan said that. About golf.
-Well, he knew about that.
-Uh, practice. Hit a million balls!
-From the dirt?
-Where else?
-He was smart. But I like it in Washington!
-Dirt there?
-Been known.
Labels: Ben Hogan, bribery, crime, dirt, golf, gossip, money, political crime, politics
Monday, September 05, 2016
During the War
I fought on the Home Front,
chiefly by theft, bribery and
Black Market.
Patriotism was unpatriotic,
really. But never in words.
Having won, I realize the
Conquering Truth of our Bravery
in doing without occasionally.
Sacrifice, in short. For Nation!
Pride indescribable steels me now.
Labels: black market, bribery, home front, nation, patriotism, sacrifice, war
Wednesday, August 10, 2016
Repetition Is Destiny
-Only one commandment in American Politics:
THOU SHALT MAKE THE RICH VERY VERY COMFORTABLE !
-That’s the Democrats. How about the Republicans?
-Add a VERY.
Labels: bribery, Democrat, influence, Money and Politics, Republican
Thursday, May 19, 2016
Political Swan Song
-Thus and so, one more turn on a
very nearly abandoned stage.
-I thought two.
-As did I, before the editorials
tromponed that I had trashed
my principles!
-And did you?
-One or two re-emerge in the fog.
-But...it’s been flat, stale, and
unprofitable?--as Hamlet says.
-All but that last.
Labels: bribery, money, money in politics, political career, political principles, swan song
Friday, May 06, 2016
TWE
“Discontinuation of Practice”
Came the notice via all electronic media.
But several things pending which couldn't
proceed without their approval.
We had to each chip in to hire a fixer.
He had headed up the Bureau in the past.
“They've changed everything!” he complained.
Code for they've changed nothing, but he
required more cash.
Somehow, all the proper balances got struck,
mostly due to his obeisances to former underlings.
Ending with a showy kowtow televised world-wide.
The great big thing: we didn't get into TWE, the
Trouble Without Extraction.
Where you only learn where the bodies are
buried as you’re about to join them.
Labels: bribery, bureaucracy, bureaucratic emergency, deference, Diplomacy, kowtow, obeisance, pecking order
Friday, December 18, 2015
Evolution of American Justice
Since the society based on torture,
its civilizing thrust consisted of making
the choice of victim fair.
Therefore a regulated lottery. And a pick
completely at random.
Well, what’s perfect?
Bud Hesper, after undergoing two weeks
in the Tunnel of Destiny, and screaming himself
almost to death therein, recovered at leisure at
The Hospital for Indigents.
There he was tipped that a judge’s son had
actually been chosen. But much heft and grease
shoved Bud into the unenviable position instead.
He went to the judge’s house and reenacted every
scream in his torture!
The smaller children fled to the bottom of the pool,
finally bobbing up to clamp their ears
finally bobbing up to clamp their ears
SWAT team finally arrived to a head shot.
Tomato Soup.
“Some always ruins it for others,” summarizes
Corporal Dent.
Labels: bribery, facade of fairness, fair play, fairness, future, Justice, justice system, stacked desk, SWAT
Tuesday, November 24, 2015
City Governance
-“Bureau of Adjustment” it’s called.
-It’s for when you’re tearing your hair out?
-Thousand upfront and we make most go away.
-Where does the thousand go?
-Where it does the most good: The Party!
-What’s the process in making some other bureau
drop the scabrous complaint?
-You read from a script:
Hi! This is_____________from The Adjustment Bureau.
Big Guy says drop the fuckin complaint against_________!
-Thousand could be a bargain at that!
-Uh, there’s actually a sliding scale.
-Littlest John Q might be dinged for...two?
-About right.
-Sky’s limit after him?
-Such a beautiful sky!
Labels: adjustment, bribery, city, city politics, corruption, governance
Saturday, August 01, 2015
Codes and Identity
The Five-Year Plan–-
Mandatory Re-Processing
-Do you mind awfully staying as Hap Z Cranston?
By the time we trace Bert K Ives...!
-But, that’s me! Bert! I’m B--
-Formerly, I'm hoping.
-But, why should...?
-Better PR for us in not again screwing things up,
and amazing advantages for you. Thus, we don't
mix things up with your two sets of papers. And you,
as Hap, have joined the five percent.
-And laid down prodigious bribes thereby?
-Exactly! I can show you five lines of code buried
in there which cuts your processing time two thirds.
Notice, for example, born scarsdale, lower case s.
That skips the proctologist!
-What's he looking for anyway?
-I don't know, but it's mostly darkness.
-Speaking of shit, this democracy is one huge bag
of it, no?
-The present form, yes. Billionaires like you, Hap,
have bought and sold it.
-Is he me presently?
-Unfortunately. Two full days of processing left for
him, as Bert!
-And Me? Now? As Mr Rich Bitch?
-Two HOURS.
-Then back to HIS wife?
-Well, she's busy with tennis and golf pros...
during and après.
-I won't go back there then. How much code
is written in my new papers to advantage me,
and for how long?
-Don't give it a thought. Forever.
-Does he get MY wife?
-Probably.
-She has visions.
-That'll amuse him.
-Oh well! Heaven will be fairer.
-Don't bet on it!
Labels: bribery, bureaucracy, corruption, future, identity, mixup, rich, SNAFU, switch
Thursday, April 23, 2015
The American Constitutional Monarchy
Hardly without bitter opposition from other families with
ancient claims, but the Holy Zollerns were picked to be
America's Royal Family.
The "Holy" came through a smattering of priests, ministers,
and even rabbis.
But the best recommendation consisted of a crop of
handsome wastrels.
From that, not ecclesiastics of course, a King would be chosen.
As it was. King Hogate, the initial ruler of the American
Constitutional Monarchy!
“Twenty-Second Century,” gloated Senator Bissing(OK)
“and we have finally finally arrived!”
Hogate, the greatest wastrel of them all, a former ski-surf bum,
instantly took the reins--and the women.
It didn't go well with the former.
"I'm ruling by whatchacallit, Divine Right! Constitution's
a shit-rag."
When a delegation from Congress protested, he made
them kiss his feet, and kowtow backwards from the throne
room. All shown on video worldwide.
And too much of a demeaning disgrace even for a royalist
congressperson.
The women especially disheveled and hysterical.
At this historical point, Senator Einhuss of Pennsylvania, toasted
at Washington's Turf Club, "Long live the King! The new one, not
this stupid fuck!"
But they really hadn't made adequate plans for succession, and the
competing royal families started up again.
Intolerable. The King himself vowed beheadings, but couldn't
take the time away from weed and women.
His Guard surrounded him with machine pistols, always.
Which they, following historical tradition, turned on him.
Thus the American Royalist Experiment lasted about a year.
In another one, most of that persuasion were assassinated,
fled, or converted back to shoddy democracy.
After all this Civil War chaos, The New American Republic
was instituted.
It proved the old one, with even more bribery.
Most of the remaining Royalists followed their money to Bermuda,
looking hairy-knobby-kneed in the national shorts.
The young king is mourned, eighteen international films being made.
The tragedy is being exploited on Ebay, daily auctions of royal souvenirs that individual legislators have put up.
“Don’t give a fuck,
turn up a buck.”
But many feel they’ve carried the Congressional Motto too far!
“May you live in interesting times! cursed Chinamen a million
or so freakin years ago,” rapped the Bitchy Bees, a female group
heading, thank God, to Mars.
Labels: Absolutest, America's Royal Family, American Monarchists, American Royalists, Bermuda, bribery, Congress, Democracy, Mars, rap, senate
Monday, December 15, 2014
Horror Among Thieves
“I’ll give Libertarians another:
When Government buys it,
the price goes up! Hardly rot.
But Good Government bargains
it down! End of story understood. Not
the Thieves’ Parley we
have at present, courtesy
of the advising Parties.
And their consenting,
and directing, Billionaires.”
Labels: billionaires, bought elections, bought Government, bribery, corruption, Libertarian, parties
Wednesday, November 12, 2014
The Bottom Line
as Discussed by Billionaires, Deuce
-We’ve bought the country.
-Your gift for hyperbole.
-I can show you the charts. We’ve done it this time.
-Bought an assortment of politicians and elections–-
not really the same thing.
-Ah, but it is!
-And they’re a fractious lot, always. Some will stray
from the reservation.
-We’ll buy them back in that case. But, rest assured,
we were much more careful this time. These boys
and girls will remain bought. End of story.
-And what will they legislate?
-Nothing. That serves us best. And Obstruction. Plus,
enough scandal oozing down the pike to give them
face-time on TV. They’ll be happy as pigs in shit!
-Uh uh! Your Perfect Model cries for Revolution!
-That’s going on all the time.
-We buy it?
-Yup.
-God sanction all of this?
-Who else?
Labels: bought country, bought politicians, bribery, God, political corruption, revolution
Tuesday, September 16, 2014
Legislative Workings
Sen Bought guffawed, & Sen Sold nodded.
Sen On-the-Fence took the call from the billionaire.
“Randy” he reminded. Code for cash.
Labels: bribery, business as usual, cash, senate
Friday, September 05, 2014
The Land of Class Up the Ass
should jettison the Free
and Brave shit.
O wouldn’t the Rich
be sorely miffed?
& their patriot lackeys
and bought Congress!
Labels: bribery, class, Congress, free and brave, free and brave nonsense, inequality, patriot, rich
