Saturday, June 23, 2012
The Return
- (sings) California there I went. Right there where they
love all bent.
-Well you’re back now. And it’s zero at the bone
with all that brutal ice.
-I don’t know if I left Bruce or Betty.
-That’s okay. You’re neither one yourself,
nor both, so you survived.
-Do they still have confession?
-Yeah, but where do you start?
- ...confused.
-Not a sin. But Rome wants exactness.
And preferably, number.
-Why have they made it so hard?
-Priests gone tone deaf from mere melody.
Labels: California, Catholic, Republican Sex