Thursday, December 13, 2012

 

 When the Gay Couple Move In- 

to our suburban development,
we expect slow acceptance. 

Practically immediate. Helped
they’re social, running Bean-
bag Toss in our yearly fete, 

doing mucho driving for
Little League and Pop Warner.  

Most instrumental in Safe Prom Night.
Insuring our boys and girls not mangled 

in booze-stinking sedans. Capper arrives
when they’re invited by holdout Neanderthals
 
to  Sweet Sixteen party. But, no,
the ultimate capper: They come out  

as Conservative Republicans! “Oy!”
exclaims Mac Murphy, and “Begorrah!”
appends Sid Cohen. Democratic Co-Chairs.

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