Tuesday, August 06, 2013
The Times, They Are a-Limping
Seminar 3000
-We conclude, then, that the best lenses into urban
anxiety are provided by the TV show Jerry Seinfish,
and the films of Woody Alum.
-Multitudinous neuroses! How could they even
minimally function?
-Thank you, Female Colleague R. But let's
get recognized by the Chair. No blurting.
-Ah yes? Our Male Colleague Z?
-Too much emphasis on what already is
wretched hyperbole. When can we explore
the rural? The so-called boob?
-If you read the outline, in the section
on Talk Radio. A medium which prompted
him to possess more and more weapons.
-Mine is bigger than yours!
-Again, Female Colleague...? Blurting?
-Sorry.
-And not a little gold. Anyway, the so-called Rural
Wars swept the United States in the two thousand
thirties. Again, Male Colleague...?
-Give up on any Reason thereabouts!
-Just look up Republicrass. Excuse me again!
-You’re again excused, Female... And ah, Male
Colleague B? Finally? You usually chime in to
issue corrections.
-It's RepubliCANS. They encouraged idiocy
all round. Their core voter drooled.
-I see. I'll make a note of the drooling.
-The other party is DemoCRATS. Thus the mixup.
They went along, having the same corporate
paymasters, but pretended otherwise. They do have
a signal achievement, however, labeling the main
stylistic movement of the era as Breadline Chic.
Additionally, it's Jerry SeinFELD and Woody ALLEN.
-Thank you. Let the record show...!
-Excuse me, Professor...?
-Female Colleague...? Yet again.
-Such a sleazy, greasy, meretricious nonentity
of a time! Couldn't we just...?
-Well it is the topic. Shouldn’t take long.
Labels: Democrat;, future, Republican, Seinfeld, Woody Allen, Year 3000
