Tuesday, August 06, 2013
The Times, They Are a-Limping
Seminar 3000
-We conclude, then, that the best lenses into urban
anxiety are provided by the TV show Jerry Seinfish,
and the films of Woody Alum.
-Multitudinous neuroses! How could they even
minimally function?
-Thank you, Female Colleague R. But let's
get recognized by the Chair. No blurting.
-Ah yes? Our Male Colleague Z?
-Too much emphasis on what already is
wretched hyperbole. When can we explore
the rural? The so-called boob?
-If you read the outline, in the section
on Talk Radio. A medium which prompted
him to possess more and more weapons.
-Mine is bigger than yours!
-Again, Female Colleague...? Blurting?
-Sorry.
-And not a little gold. Anyway, the so-called Rural
Wars swept the United States in the two thousand
thirties. Again, Male Colleague...?
-Give up on any Reason thereabouts!
-Just look up Republicrass. Excuse me again!
-You’re again excused, Female... And ah, Male
Colleague B? Finally? You usually chime in to
issue corrections.
-It's RepubliCANS. They encouraged idiocy
all round. Their core voter drooled.
-I see. I'll make a note of the drooling.
-The other party is DemoCRATS. Thus the mixup.
They went along, having the same corporate
paymasters, but pretended otherwise. They do have
a signal achievement, however, labeling the main
stylistic movement of the era as Breadline Chic.
Additionally, it's Jerry SeinFELD and Woody ALLEN.
-Thank you. Let the record show...!
-Excuse me, Professor...?
-Female Colleague...? Yet again.
-Such a sleazy, greasy, meretricious nonentity
of a time! Couldn't we just...?
-Well it is the topic. Shouldn’t take long.
Labels: Democrat;, future, Republican, Seinfeld, Woody Allen, Year 3000
Tuesday, September 25, 2012
Was a Rebel,
announce I from
time to time.
Seinfeld counters such
a class of utterance
(paraphrasing) No,
Johnny Yuma is a rebel.
You’re a nut! Hey! On oc-
casions didn’t really speak up,
for shyness, though these duds
somewhat balanced by shooting
off my mouth sans any substance
through other crazy frames.
But so what? 300 estimable
average in baseball.
Jerry's comment still gives
me no end of amusement
in itself, at myself.
Labels: bold, loud, quiet, rebel, Seinfeld, shy
