Friday, November 08, 2013
Polite Behavior in Heaven
A Being with Crazy Thoughts
Haunting! But told not a soul.
Heaven's reckoning came in time,
St Peter remarking “Look at you!
A lively one. Not. Wouldn't say
‘shit’ if you had a mouthful."
“My thoughts are sin. Forgive me.”
“Hey! They're just fuckin images!”
“Is heaven...vulgar then?”
“Has to be, since it's sacred.”
Labels: heaven, politeness, St Peter, vulgarity