Friday, November 09, 2018
The Man Who Got Weak as a Kitten
In New Economy, the Physical-Sociological Team
called in.
called in.
But the women disregarded their astute
advisories, and babied him shamelessly.
Overmuch cooing, actually.
The men were unrelentingly embarrassed.
His wife.
Said.
“Kitten-Tiger! I‘ve had it up to HERE!"
The team reminded her that you marry
for better and for worse.
“Must be fuckin shitload of betters out
there making up for poor pitiful
asshole me!”
The team issued threats against her
language.
Warming all parties except her.
“Paint me Rebel!” screamed she.
“Where went those sweet lispers
of yesteryear?” sighed Dr Bertram
Hollisly-Mehq Diserray.
“Up the fat cook’s ass!”
The Oversight Group judged the
situation out of control, and
called in the Theologians.
Who got lost.
Still.
Labels: bureaucracy, change, Group-Think, psychology, sociology, theology, vulgarity
Sunday, December 31, 2017
Language of Friends
You think!
-Thank you! I so yearn for your approval!
-You’re gonna die and won’t know what
the fuck happened!
-Does anybody? Besides, you any better?
-Worse!
Labels: control, control freak, friend, friendship, vulgarity
Wednesday, November 16, 2016
Face to Meet the World
-Went to Publix for article
I thought about half the week.
Then, forgot to buy it!
-Who doesn't? Trivial. Ever do
the same in real life?
-It's why Veronica married Stephan
and not me.
-Are they happy?
-Fuck no!
-And would've she and you been...?
-Fuck no!
-Don't you think your central problem,
besides vulgarity, is attitude?
-Fuck no!
Labels: attitude, forgetting, happiness, marriage, match, Publix, vulgarity
Tuesday, October 20, 2015
Guns Against Vulgarity
-I put the word tits in my blog.
-Whyso?
-Because I’m vulgar. I’m a vulgar person.
-What does your mother say?
-She doesn’t care about that stuff. It’s the
other mothers! They could organize!
-Already have.
-Yeah, but the few men weaken their group.
-They out-girlie the girls. But, watch it!
They open-carry in addition!
-Oh Dearie Me! The hos-TILL-it-TEE!
Labels: guns, hostility, open carry, vulgarity, women
Thursday, May 29, 2014
Missing the Niceties
Young Law
Mike and Dolores required to read alternative
sections of the 147-page Telemark Industrials v
Hopkinsen Leisure Manufacturing to each other.
He: Isaac Babel said that a comma in the right
place stabs the human heart.
She: I got your right place! Stick it up your ass!
Labels: Babel, Law, law suit, lawyers, overkill, vulgarity
Friday, November 08, 2013
Polite Behavior in Heaven
A Being with Crazy Thoughts
Haunting! But told not a soul.
Heaven's reckoning came in time,
St Peter remarking “Look at you!
A lively one. Not. Wouldn't say
‘shit’ if you had a mouthful."
“My thoughts are sin. Forgive me.”
“Hey! They're just fuckin images!”
“Is heaven...vulgar then?”
“Has to be, since it's sacred.”
Labels: heaven, politeness, St Peter, vulgarity
