Thursday, December 19, 2013

 

Buying Benefits


  
CEO and Doctor

-For years you told me I had to move this bloat around
or die.

-Not any more. A surrogate can do it, and we extract the
benefits to inject into you twice weekly.

-Who and what?

-Young Jenkins, runs ten miles thrice weekly and fifteen hard
ones on the weekend.

-Whew! How long can...?

-He'll be able to do three years and then into rehab.

-Really wastes him? The treatment?

-Does it!

-Well it's a far far better thing he does...

-Uh huh? Then we'll be off to another Jenkins.

-They're rewarded, of course.

-Within limits.

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Comments:
Too funny!
 
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