Tuesday, February 11, 2014
Attorney-Client
800 Number
-Feds raided the whole place...boxes full of shit.
“Hey!” we told em, “we read from a script. Just do what
we're told! I mean if product is cock lengthener,
set of jars--whatever.”
-Did they accept that?
-Yes and no. Suspicious looks. So we got attorney.
Employees Organization.
-No such animal.
-Made it up for occasion.
-How you gonna pay him? Everybody lives from
paycheck to paycheck.
-Don’t worry about it.
-Oh oh! Good thing that look doesn’t come through over
the phone. You're gonna screw him too?
-Our stock in trade.
-Maybe it’s his too. Better watch it!
-When don't we?
Labels: fraud, misleading, script, telemarketing
