Monday, April 27, 2015
Call-In
He was letter-perfect on the script, debating
Flap Algent on The Rising Sub.
With the other, not so.
The Gonch, on The Left Will Rise Again, kept
interrupting him, for one thing.
Anyway, two “risings” from Right and Left each.
Mr Headly paid in cash. But withheld a twenty.
“Shrieking! my Friend. Let the reasoning go
at times.”
“I try to hammer the points!”
“Go freakin nuts!”
Labels: call-in, Left, phone-in show, Right, script, Talk Radio
Saturday, April 19, 2014
Wronged
-So you need a wronged woman? I got one! Deepest hurt for
the ladies. And then endless homicidal rage for the more
vicious segment of them.
-I'll call the agent of this...?
-Laurie. Nothing like her on the planet. Scares the shit outa me
just looking at her.
-Sounds perfect.
-Uh...I just thought, unfortunately. I'm afraid she recently ruled herself out.
-Stop it! How could...?
-She became a Larry.
-Sex change operation?
-The whole meghilla. So, if you need a wronged man someday,
that inner drive to murder translates easily enough.
-Call in one of the lazy-ass writers!
-Interesting move. Flip the script from girl to guy.
-No problem-o! But I'm thinking deeper this instant. Wronged both
as woman and man! In fact...perhaps not by external people at all.
-The whole searing drama played inside Larry-Laurie?
Jekyll and Helen?
-I'm sniffing Academy Awards!
-At least one of those genius ones for you.
-“I’d like to thank...nobody.” It’s a lonely life.
Labels: Academy Award, Hollywood, Jekyll and Hyde, producer, script, story conference
Tuesday, February 11, 2014
Attorney-Client
800 Number
-Feds raided the whole place...boxes full of shit.
“Hey!” we told em, “we read from a script. Just do what
we're told! I mean if product is cock lengthener,
set of jars--whatever.”
-Did they accept that?
-Yes and no. Suspicious looks. So we got attorney.
Employees Organization.
-No such animal.
-Made it up for occasion.
-How you gonna pay him? Everybody lives from
paycheck to paycheck.
-Don’t worry about it.
-Oh oh! Good thing that look doesn’t come through over
the phone. You're gonna screw him too?
-Our stock in trade.
-Maybe it’s his too. Better watch it!
-When don't we?
Labels: fraud, misleading, script, telemarketing
Saturday, December 04, 2010
Story Conference
-We gotta smooth out Rhomboid Roger’s life
for the Bible Belt. Now about that song,
“Who’re Y’Fuckin this Christmas?”
-Now it’s “Aesthetics of Tinsel.”
-Wow! Creative! Are you a fairy?
Labels: Bible Belt, movie, script
