Friday, May 16, 2014
Moral, But Short
Breaking Up Proving Easy To Do
His Medical Girlfriend informed him she had
found a one less boring.
But, knowing he'd be a mope acquiring another
woman, she advised taking care of himself--
for his prostate.
He took the advice, even to professorial levels,
buying many books and tapes and DVDs.
At meetings in the plant, he frequently excused
himself as the frenzy descended.
The result, upshot? Well the one instance
where the Old Wives spot on: He went mad!
The nurses at Single Pine have a nickname
for him. Unimaginative but accurate.
Labels: addiction, breakup, masturbation, mental illness, relationship, sex, sex addiction
