Wednesday, September 14, 2016
The Man Who Made Strange Gronking Sounds
Finally evicted by his roommate, but not before
“Noises? WHAT the hell you...gronk ooo ock gronk…
talking about?”
Same social worker who had paired the two got him
a single room in another house,
There he signed up for the bus to the Basketball Game, but it got jammed in traffic in a rowhouse neighborhood, and a cop answered the call complaining of noise and profanity
Defended by woman!
“Is it against law? This man... wheel away willow...
minds his own business!”
In conclusion, I suppose such folks are awfully beneath…
let all fall, ball ball ball...you!
Actually the cop proved a good skate, and his wife
volunteers at the house now.
Singing with Gronk and the woman:
“Hi ho, Silverware.
Tonto lost his underwear.
He washed it in the Delaware.”
Labels: childhood rhymes and songs, mental illness, Turotte's Syndrome
Monday, December 07, 2015
Losing to Faith
Intos
Though Luke’s parents pounded it into
his head from Toddlerhood, finally asked
“Which one is HE?”
They signed him into St Teresa’s, and Most
Reverend Markham, MD, deposited him into
the “Jesus Ward.”
A joke to the nurses, but true enough.
Labels: Christianity, clergy, Jesus, MD, mental illness, nurses, parents, priest, religious instruction, toddler
Thursday, October 22, 2015
A Future Family
The Commander
Enter pissing, and Norelco fulfilled the stage direction
(his name since five, when he shaved his head).
The ski resort sent a bill for the damage, and Lorine-Dell
showed it to her attorney, who told her to give it
to the divorce version of him to be part of the settlement.
In the meantime, the father attended a session with
a psychiatrist to discover why Jellybean keeps cutting
herself.
The answer, none, but she should still attend Group, and
keep working in Amazon’s Warehouse.
N1 (for Normal One) inserted into his thoughts in the car.
He had just paid her ridiculous tuition at the pretend Paris
university, where she roomed with a pretend revolutionary.
Who mostly translated ancient Arabic poetry into French, and
quite feverishly recited some on his last visit there.
Impressive, despite his super abundance of black hair.
Stopped for Starbucks latte to go.
...
The Bentley could self drive and he thought, in his scattered mood...
Well, be better to sip and NOT think.
Home! commanded he.
Labels: Bentley, Family, mental illness, pissing, revolutionary, self cutting, Starbujcks, wealth
Sunday, August 17, 2014
The Family and Solutions
Hoxey would wear no clothes. One day he takes off in a run,
and leaps the back fence.
Sgt Williby returns him, saying "I feel like it myself with
this heat!"
He suggests another trip to The Ramparts.
Though Old Carter said “Never Again!” his last discharge, the
new Doctor proves warm.
So, Rose and Wagner in the house again. She hides his Viagra.
Labels: mental illness, neighborhood, Viagra
Friday, May 16, 2014
Moral, But Short
Breaking Up Proving Easy To Do
His Medical Girlfriend informed him she had
found a one less boring.
But, knowing he'd be a mope acquiring another
woman, she advised taking care of himself--
for his prostate.
He took the advice, even to professorial levels,
buying many books and tapes and DVDs.
At meetings in the plant, he frequently excused
himself as the frenzy descended.
The result, upshot? Well the one instance
where the Old Wives spot on: He went mad!
The nurses at Single Pine have a nickname
for him. Unimaginative but accurate.
Labels: addiction, breakup, masturbation, mental illness, relationship, sex, sex addiction
