Monday, June 02, 2014
Becoming Notified
Your new tablet chimes you alerts. Phils vs Mets,
each scoring play.
But a darker turn this moment at the hotel.
Delsey leaving you
Then the chimes in fairly rapid succession:
Girlfriend Mims in taxi
Picking out Delsey’s stuff from yours
Delsey claims she bought toaster oven
Given up on splitting goods
Mims says too much fuss anyway
Delsey says you’re not worth it
Mims agrees
Phones Two Vets and a Truck and will take it all
The chimes have lulled you, and Phils and Mets in
extra innings.
Howard home run wins it in 12 for Phils
Time to switch off.
Charge.
Labels: alerts, breakup, girlfriend, Howard, Mets, Phils, tablet, women
