Wednesday, July 30, 2014
Rear Guard Death
CORONER
What's left of the old Republican?
OFFICER
Just a corroded money clip and a bitter laugh.
CORONER
I can get DNA from the former, but is it
usual the laugh goes on after death?
OFFICER
The Jesus Freaks say it's start of Hereafter.
CORONER
Not a welcoming one.
OFFICER
C’est la...every fuckin thing. Should stop
in the next hour.
CORONER
Bring me a body next time.
OFFICER
We all have desires.
Labels: coroner, death, police, postmortem, Republican
