Thursday, September 04, 2014
Divine Search Engine Etc
God has finally revealed to me that
He’s Google. “I didn’t think any
fuckin reason to keep it quiet
any longer.”
“God shouldn’t say fuckin.”
“Who are you to say? And it’s hardly the
first time: conduct of others being of
such great concern! I quote a nonbeliever:
Cultivate your own garden.”
I took the advice, and soon counted
a hundred offers for seeds on my tablet.
Labels: garden, God, google, nonbeliever, tablet, Voltaire
