Thursday, September 04, 2014
Divine Search Engine Etc
God has finally revealed to me that
He’s Google. “I didn’t think any
fuckin reason to keep it quiet
any longer.”
“God shouldn’t say fuckin.”
“Who are you to say? And it’s hardly the
first time: conduct of others being of
such great concern! I quote a nonbeliever:
Cultivate your own garden.”
I took the advice, and soon counted
a hundred offers for seeds on my tablet.
Labels: garden, God, google, nonbeliever, tablet, Voltaire
Tuesday, March 18, 2014
Billion Dollar Bracket
Wags at Basketball
-Did you jump through the hoops before you
filled out your Billion Dollar Bracket?
-Yup. Confirmation numbers through cell and
email!
-Keeping the riffraff out.
-Who can blame them? Not me, about to join the
One-Percent!
-Pick a lot of upsets?
-Fight fiercely Harvard!
-I do miss Tom Lehrer. He'd make up funny songs about
Yahoo and Google today. But Yahoo gets the edge with
your cell number!
-I suppose. They count the hairs on my right ball, and Google
on my left.
-That's not the whole sordid picture.
-NSA handles that.
-Good! We need protection from Communist sonsabitches
like you!
-Hey, I'm a fuckin Republican!
-Ever more bizarre.
Labels: ; Republican, Billion Dollar Bracket, cell phone, Communist, email, google, Harvard, NCAA Basketball, Tom Lehrer, upsets, Yahoo
Saturday, June 02, 2012
The man who looked things up
which others knew led
a very forgettable life.
Why didn't he simply
learn a few? Why, less
and less time! Internet
doomed him. Soon he'll
goggle suicide.
which others knew led
a very forgettable life.
Why didn't he simply
learn a few? Why, less
and less time! Internet
doomed him. Soon he'll
goggle suicide.
