Tuesday, September 02, 2014
New Right
The Future of the Party
-Lessee now: We've alienated Women,
Blacks, and Hispanics. Not to mention...
-They'll do well enough for your argument.
But don't you see? It's all working! We keep
getting more and more angry white men!
-And more and more of them blow their
fuses, departing for some other political
place, like Heaven.
-Others take their place!
-Yes, but not enough in the long run.
What then?
-Why we do an About-Face! Unload ‘em
on the Dems while giving the love to
Broads n' Blacks n' Spicks n’ Pansies!
Like, Embrace the New Quartet!
-About-Face that flagrant?
-Been done many a time.
-I’m leaving politics!
-Grow up!
Labels: About-Face, Blacks, Gays, Hispanics, New Republican Party, political switch, women