Tuesday, September 02, 2014
New Right
The Future of the Party
-Lessee now: We've alienated Women,
Blacks, and Hispanics. Not to mention...
-They'll do well enough for your argument.
But don't you see? It's all working! We keep
getting more and more angry white men!
-And more and more of them blow their
fuses, departing for some other political
place, like Heaven.
-Others take their place!
-Yes, but not enough in the long run.
What then?
-Why we do an About-Face! Unload ‘em
on the Dems while giving the love to
Broads n' Blacks n' Spicks n’ Pansies!
Like, Embrace the New Quartet!
-About-Face that flagrant?
-Been done many a time.
-I’m leaving politics!
-Grow up!
Labels: About-Face, Blacks, Gays, Hispanics, New Republican Party, political switch, women
Friday, June 07, 2013
Modern Auditors
-Who's speaking?
-Lester Benbaw 3rd.
-He fills the screen with dogmatic certainty.
-Yeah, but it's an old tape. He's had sex change.
Lilly Marlene now.
-From the song?
-Yes, and promises to be true.
-As a Republican, she'll hafta switch.
-Well, good at that.
-Who's speaking?
-Lester Benbaw 3rd.
-He fills the screen with dogmatic certainty.
-Yeah, but it's an old tape. He's had sex change.
Lilly Marlene now.
-From the song?
-Yes, and promises to be true.
-As a Republican, she'll hafta switch.
-Well, good at that.
Labels: Lily Marlene, political switch, politics, Republican, sex change
Tuesday, June 01, 2010
Permutation
Well you’ve slid 180 and just
as impertinent. Problem is
those peckerheads at
a roar here. Strange bed-
fellows, as proverb tells.
So? Don’t let them near
the property. For they’re
dribbling and gross where
you’re elegant. Graceful nub
installed in acid core, though,
by your similars. Meeting with
exquisite pastries and them,
you wittily decry reigning as
wryly cerebral in such
a desert of cretins.
Labels: political intellectual, political switch
