Thursday, November 22, 2018
Thanksgiving 2026
As a Party we’re
enthusiastic!
The Fairy Gang
as drama-drastic, but
Jews and crowd-
ed Shades
knowing their place.
And the women
only half
blabbing! So?
Some proud day
they’ll make
the last cut.
Labels: Arab, Blacks, browns, ethnic, future, Gays, Republican, women
Monday, March 09, 2015
Human Advancement
or God Shedding His Grace
-A funny thing happened when we were congratulating
ourselves on our progress.
The Republicans got back in and threaten to pass an omnibus
bill entitled “The Right to Work for Starvation Wages As the Rich
Fuck Everybody with Our Fawning Concurrence, And the Spicks
Are Placed in Pens Awaiting Deportation, And the Blacks Shoved
in Jail Again, And All the Lovely Ladies Kept Barefoot and Pregnant Because of Their Recalcitrant And Weirdly Hormonal Behavior Generally.”
-That’s omnibus all right. Class and Race with the usual dollop of
bizarre Gynecology.
-With a special vengeance!
-Uh huh, but so what? There’ll be deals to soften the whole damn thing. That’s the nature of politics: It’s “Work it out!”
-Not this time. The Frenzy is on ‘em!
-Drool in the air?
-Wear a raincoat.
Labels: barefoot and pregnant, Blacks, class, Conservative, Gynecology, Race, Republican, rich, Right To Work, sex, The Gynecology Party, women
Tuesday, September 02, 2014
New Right
The Future of the Party
-Lessee now: We've alienated Women,
Blacks, and Hispanics. Not to mention...
-They'll do well enough for your argument.
But don't you see? It's all working! We keep
getting more and more angry white men!
-And more and more of them blow their
fuses, departing for some other political
place, like Heaven.
-Others take their place!
-Yes, but not enough in the long run.
What then?
-Why we do an About-Face! Unload ‘em
on the Dems while giving the love to
Broads n' Blacks n' Spicks n’ Pansies!
Like, Embrace the New Quartet!
-About-Face that flagrant?
-Been done many a time.
-I’m leaving politics!
-Grow up!
Labels: About-Face, Blacks, Gays, Hispanics, New Republican Party, political switch, women
Monday, April 09, 2012
Electoral, For Starters
Will those despising Blacks and Mormons
go onward, Christian soldiers?
Denying, too, Godless science for
The Cross of Jesus? So
proud to bear it through this
Heehaw Renaissance.
Labels: Blacks, Christian, Mormon, science
Friday, March 13, 2009
Neighborhood Bar Almost Nobody Goes To Anymore
-That Madoff thing is brutal!
-Jew cheating Jews? It’s like blacks murdering
each other. Who cares?
-You had Jewish girlfriend once.
-A thing of beauty is a Jew forever. But she was hairy.
-And how about the Irish?
-Philosophers, kings, poets, saints!
-And drunks.
-In this case, yes. Love is a whiskey-blended thing!
-Let the camera show he holds the glass so that light
can catch the amber.
-So lovely it destroys me by taking me very breath away!
But, a toast whilst I got the strength!
If you got a friend that’s tried and true,
then screw that sonabitch before he screws you!
-That Madoff thing is brutal!
-Jew cheating Jews? It’s like blacks murdering
each other. Who cares?
-You had Jewish girlfriend once.
-A thing of beauty is a Jew forever. But she was hairy.
-And how about the Irish?
-Philosophers, kings, poets, saints!
-And drunks.
-In this case, yes. Love is a whiskey-blended thing!
-Let the camera show he holds the glass so that light
can catch the amber.
-So lovely it destroys me by taking me very breath away!
But, a toast whilst I got the strength!
If you got a friend that’s tried and true,
then screw that sonabitch before he screws you!
Labels: Blacks, Irish, Jews, stereotyping
