Monday, November 03, 2014
Rocco and Lefty's Other Brother
discuss one political stance,
or heartfelt hold
LOB
The Dems running away from Obama.
R
A pronounced and revered strain in the party!
LOB
Yeah, Cowardice. And Republicans keep stinging
with the same question: Did you vote for him?
R
And, therefore, the dead horse in the Benghazi
courtyard.
LOB
Keep beating it?
R
It's symbolic of their whole reason for being.
LOB
I thought it was to comfort the comfortable
and afflict the afflicted.
R
They'll let you out of that last! Takes some
shekels.
LOB
Will they do what I say then?
R
Probably.
LOB
You're painting 'em too melodramatically.
It's not like every close-minded prejudice
gets added up!
R
Well, don’t add the Race one! That and
accepting bribes being their only constants.
LOB
One more! They're prospering with a
product that's shit.
R
Pay enough, they'll drum up underwear
and rubbers.
LOB
Republican Rubbers already has a ring!
R
Who’s your other brother? When can I meet him?
LOB
Don’t bother. He snored through his honeymoon.
R
Couldn’t the girl shake him awake, do a little
sexy dance or something.
LOB
Went back to Italy.
R
Thus, pines there?
LOB
Not the type.
R
Well then, the Human Drama!
LOB
And other pains in the ass!
Rocco is a fictional character in South Philadelphia.
But don’t say that to him!
Labels: Benghazi, Benghazi Party, Democrats as cowards, Lefty's Other Brother, midterm election, Republicans, Republicans as Scoundrels, Rocco
