Monday, February 08, 2016
Saloon Anxieties
Double Drunk: As entre or side dish?
…
at the trembling moment...
-Never! Any little piddling…!
-How about terrorists?
-Crawling up my ass!
-Careful using your Glock. Get a clean shot!
…
Closing Discussion
Jitsy Malaprop: The Republicans is all fear mongrels!
The Professor: Out of the mouths of babes...
Labels: anxiety, fear, militarist, neocon, Republicans, saloon, terror, terrorist
Monday, November 03, 2014
Rocco and Lefty's Other Brother
discuss one political stance,
or heartfelt hold
LOB
The Dems running away from Obama.
R
A pronounced and revered strain in the party!
LOB
Yeah, Cowardice. And Republicans keep stinging
with the same question: Did you vote for him?
R
And, therefore, the dead horse in the Benghazi
courtyard.
LOB
Keep beating it?
R
It's symbolic of their whole reason for being.
LOB
I thought it was to comfort the comfortable
and afflict the afflicted.
R
They'll let you out of that last! Takes some
shekels.
LOB
Will they do what I say then?
R
Probably.
LOB
You're painting 'em too melodramatically.
It's not like every close-minded prejudice
gets added up!
R
Well, don’t add the Race one! That and
accepting bribes being their only constants.
LOB
One more! They're prospering with a
product that's shit.
R
Pay enough, they'll drum up underwear
and rubbers.
LOB
Republican Rubbers already has a ring!
R
Who’s your other brother? When can I meet him?
LOB
Don’t bother. He snored through his honeymoon.
R
Couldn’t the girl shake him awake, do a little
sexy dance or something.
LOB
Went back to Italy.
R
Thus, pines there?
LOB
Not the type.
R
Well then, the Human Drama!
LOB
And other pains in the ass!
Rocco is a fictional character in South Philadelphia.
But don’t say that to him!
Labels: Benghazi, Benghazi Party, Democrats as cowards, Lefty's Other Brother, midterm election, Republicans, Republicans as Scoundrels, Rocco
Thursday, November 21, 2013
Keening
Speeding Up To the Mark. Not.
-Report says I'm not keen enough.
-How do you get that, anywayz?
-Some are, in their hobbies.
-But at work?
-It's the atmosphere today. Management
is keen on discovering new ways of
screwing you!
-Even in the unionized states, the membership
finds themselves giving back what they fought
hard for.
-The Democrats don't like it, and stand around
deciding something perhaps to maybe sorta do.
-And the Republicans in unrestrained glee!
-Cuz wez learnin our place?
-Do'n hit me, Massa! I be keen! I be keen!
Labels: Democrats, givebacks, keen, management, Republicans, slave, work evaluation
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Americans Can See What’s Going On*
as always, determine
to join the mob,
or no.
Such a choice
not compulsory, so
Constitution remains
good for something.
*Right-wing media have responded to President Obama's comments that he "believe[s] that Muslims have the same right to practice their religion as everyone else in this country" by falsely claiming that opponents of the proposed Islamic community center in Lower Manhattan have not talked about restricting Muslims' religious freedom. In fact, opponents have advocated using government intervention to restrict construction of the center or have asserted that the planners don't have a right to build it at the proposed location. -Media Matters
as always, determine
to join the mob,
or no.
Such a choice
not compulsory, so
Constitution remains
good for something.
*Right-wing media have responded to President Obama's comments that he "believe[s] that Muslims have the same right to practice their religion as everyone else in this country" by falsely claiming that opponents of the proposed Islamic community center in Lower Manhattan have not talked about restricting Muslims' religious freedom. In fact, opponents have advocated using government intervention to restrict construction of the center or have asserted that the planners don't have a right to build it at the proposed location. -Media Matters
Labels: ground zero, mosque, Republicans, Right-wing
Thursday, March 04, 2010
Q & A – Republicans
-Party of No?
-Refusing to help govern.
-Why they were sent?
-By a crabbed core, yes. The rest, speechless.
-Isn’t it treason?
-Yes. But a mushy kind, like fallen fruit.
-Nonetheless, shouldn’t it be punished?
-Impotence is its own reward.
-High talk wins no elections, though, correct?
-Their strategy thus far working on a short basis.
-So they’ll keep saying no?
-Boxed in, but as more and more voters sicken,
they’re courting yet another disaster!
Labels: Party of "No", Republicans
Tuesday, February 09, 2010
Wall Street Execs, Bigtime
-Cargo pants hardly the look for The Street!
-I’m big enough to wear anything.
-Yeah! And besides, you like the huge pockets?
-This one for Republicans, this one for Democrats.
Labels: Democrats, Republicans, Wall Street
