Wednesday, October 14, 2015
Wages of Sin
GOP Office
-He gave up waiting and left. Oh here it is! Ben...somebody? Ghazi! That's it.
-I'm NEVER in to that prick! Costing us the Presidency!
Labels: Benghazi, Benghazi Party, GOP
Wednesday, April 22, 2015
Always One
So the left-idiots tag us with “Benghazi Party?”
We decide to have a Benghazi Party!
Some come as corpses.
Great weed and super platinum booze, all
contributed by suck-ass lobbyists.
Only one sour note: stupid fuck brings a
real gun and shoots out the kitchen globe.
Shower of glass.
Always a stupid fuck!
Labels: Benghazi, Benghazi Party, booze, lobbyist, Republican, weed
Monday, April 20, 2015
Propaganda Barbie
We’re dyed in the wool! Nuff said! But it was a mistake
to give our only granddaughter a Benghazi Doll.
It repeated Benghazi so many times that I had to cut off
the strap in back with its pull-ring.
O did she scream and cry! But we bought both of them
identical cowgirl outfits, and she calmed down.
Labels: Benghazi, Benghazi Party, doll, propaganda, propaganda doll, Republican Propaganda
Monday, November 03, 2014
Rocco and Lefty's Other Brother
discuss one political stance,
or heartfelt hold
LOB
The Dems running away from Obama.
R
A pronounced and revered strain in the party!
LOB
Yeah, Cowardice. And Republicans keep stinging
with the same question: Did you vote for him?
R
And, therefore, the dead horse in the Benghazi
courtyard.
LOB
Keep beating it?
R
It's symbolic of their whole reason for being.
LOB
I thought it was to comfort the comfortable
and afflict the afflicted.
R
They'll let you out of that last! Takes some
shekels.
LOB
Will they do what I say then?
R
Probably.
LOB
You're painting 'em too melodramatically.
It's not like every close-minded prejudice
gets added up!
R
Well, don’t add the Race one! That and
accepting bribes being their only constants.
LOB
One more! They're prospering with a
product that's shit.
R
Pay enough, they'll drum up underwear
and rubbers.
LOB
Republican Rubbers already has a ring!
R
Who’s your other brother? When can I meet him?
LOB
Don’t bother. He snored through his honeymoon.
R
Couldn’t the girl shake him awake, do a little
sexy dance or something.
LOB
Went back to Italy.
R
Thus, pines there?
LOB
Not the type.
R
Well then, the Human Drama!
LOB
And other pains in the ass!
Rocco is a fictional character in South Philadelphia.
But don’t say that to him!
Labels: Benghazi, Benghazi Party, Democrats as cowards, Lefty's Other Brother, midterm election, Republicans, Republicans as Scoundrels, Rocco
Friday, May 09, 2014
Horrid Conclusion!
The shack in the rear of the dingy apartment house was vacant
and decrepit. A club of boys last used it ten years ago.
Macky met Clyde there, hissing “Benghazi!”
“It’s back then?” Clyde started striking his face with his fists.
“Yes, and I’m...getting your pants down now. I’m gonna f--!”
“No!”
“Don’t struggle. Must be done. For the Party. And God! And Patriotism!”
“I wanna kill myself!”
“No shit? Changed my mind. Struggle!”
Labels: Benghazi, Benghazi Party, politics, Republican Dead Horse
Tuesday, April 08, 2014
Getting Past the Money
Comedians of Governance
-Well it's all over but the counting!
-And we do that, so it's all over!
-I think we won legitimately.
-Shush! That's no fun.
-And now, the governing. All those new
ideas we campaigned on.
-Songs and dances! Our core, fortunately,
knew them to be lies.
-But we do stick to our central theme, no?
“The Recipe for Governance!” Love its sound!
-Sure. Here it is: First, stir the morons.
-Oh no! Not another Benghazi Cake?
-What else?
-But...it's lost its flavor.
-Then, imagine it. This is politics! Once past
the Money, The Realm of the Imagination!
Labels: Benghazi, Benghazi Party, core politics, election, GOP, politics, rigged election
Friday, January 17, 2014
Republicans and Language
The Benghazi Bullshit
-Our polls say nothing remains of the dead horse
to keep beating it.
-I disagree, but mostly with the image. We don't have it
far enough up their ass yet. When we do, we'll break it off.
-They’ll scream in pain!
-An ongoing process.
-Why are we drinking champagne? No triumph or conclusion
just yet.
-Because that’s what we do.
-Like BBC--I understand it’s quite the custom.
-Must be pale variety. Most light in their loafers there.
Labels: BBC, Benghazi, Benghazi Party, Republican Dead Horse
Thursday, June 20, 2013
feeding dead horse
The Benghazi Party
never mildly sleeps.
Thus yet another t-
shirt touting it.
Ultimately the least de-
monstrative homeless
can wear it inside out.
Labels: Benghazi, Benghazi Party
