Wednesday, November 12, 2014
The Bottom Line
as Discussed by Billionaires, Deuce
-We’ve bought the country.
-Your gift for hyperbole.
-I can show you the charts. We’ve done it this time.
-Bought an assortment of politicians and elections–-
not really the same thing.
-Ah, but it is!
-And they’re a fractious lot, always. Some will stray
from the reservation.
-We’ll buy them back in that case. But, rest assured,
we were much more careful this time. These boys
and girls will remain bought. End of story.
-And what will they legislate?
-Nothing. That serves us best. And Obstruction. Plus,
enough scandal oozing down the pike to give them
face-time on TV. They’ll be happy as pigs in shit!
-Uh uh! Your Perfect Model cries for Revolution!
-That’s going on all the time.
-We buy it?
-Yup.
-God sanction all of this?
-Who else?
Labels: bought country, bought politicians, bribery, God, political corruption, revolution
