Thursday, December 18, 2014
Opposition Research
Consultant, Assistant
-Okay, what you got on the broad?
-Nothing! There’s nothing! She’s as pure as the
driven snow.
-Bad news! Whereas our guy...?
-Slush! The wives, the mistresses and messy divorces.
The girlfriends coming into the game off the bench.
-Been one busy sonabitch!
-Boyfriends...the latest.
-Demonstrating tolerance! Keeping up.
-In shrieking fight in male whorehouse in Vegas over
one of ‘em.
-That was a guy with a similar name. Not our idiot!
-Identical!
-Can’t really tell at present: records lost.
-Good things happen to bad people.
-Nothing “happens.”
-And now, returning to the present, our opposing Pure Prudence
also dragging vaguely dissatisfied hubby to everything.
-Domesticity worth ten percent of vote.
-Yeah, but she lacks the core lunatics our guy has!
-Exactly! Just one more task and we win! I stride forth to the
enemy camp! Not afraid to be a hero!
-And?
-Why offer not to use our opposition research if they
promise the same!
-A bluff!
-Why would you use that word?
-Sorry, I...
-Nah! It’s okay. I’m just surprised because it's the
precisely right one!
Labels: campaign, dirt, Opposition Research, political bluff, political dirt
