Monday, January 05, 2015
Three Suspect Pairs
Brace of Wits
-The woman who screws routinely routinely screws.
-I’d a-thought she’d get good at it.
-That’s your Achilles’ Heel!
-What’s my...?
-What you just said.
-I forgot it. Oh! Do you mean...?
-Thinking.
-We both need work there.
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Ripsey and Suds
-First thing I win the twenty million on Powerball,
I register Republican!
-So fast?
-Gonna turn asshole anyway, might as well
go for it!
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Biff and Gladys
-People will little note what we said here.
-There’s a reason.
Labels: Achilles, Gettysburg Address, Lincoln, Powerball, promiscuity, Republican
