Wednesday, February 25, 2015

 

Herding Enchiladas


Large Political Consultant

-I thought you were done when you predicted
your party’d prevail for the next fifty or
so years. And your vaunted clock got cleaned
in the very next election!

-Hey! You win some, you lose some. And some
are called off because of rain.

-Of Stupidity, rather.

-That too.

-And now here you are, bigger than ever!

-MONEY! I got our important boys and girls
together and explained that’s what it’s
all about! And forget the rest.

-Then, the Supreme Court affirmed your
distinguished thinking.

-They found, in their wisdom, the side their
bread was buttered on.

-And yours?

-Definitely mine.

-Thus, we’re all frantically running in a race
nobody wants to be in.

-Speak for yourself. God made the world.

-Doing you a helluva favor!

-It’s about favors too.

-Tammany Hall, blown up to mega proportions!

-Super Mega!

-A Black Hole! if you ask me. Where the 

one-percent of the one-percent buy 
elections outright! Like estates or limousines! 

-Or politicians? So? Wake up and smell the
greenbacks! Ahhhh!

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