Wednesday, August 16, 2017
Coffee After Sad Fact
-And you're treating? I'm overwhelmed!
-As you know, Statue of Limitations has run out.
-We had been waiting for your last minute "Criminal" Barrage.
-Agents pissed, but we’re not going in ever again without
totally solid cases.
-What you see as criminal I see as opportunity.
-That's a Universal!
-Uh huh? Time to change the law again. Make it reflect real life!
-Buying legislators?
-No way! No such thing as bribery anymore. Citizens
United Ruling...
-has been such a useful whore to you.
-Long may she reign!
-I wonder if I’ll ever put you inside.
-If you do, then after a bit I’ll purchase tremendous pressure to show
I’ve been convicted under truly anachronistic laws.
-Great Laws!
-Life changes for the good!
-How can you get that last word in your mouth?
-How can we get any words in our mouths?
Labels: bribery, Citizens United, conviction, criminal, criminal case, FBI, Investigator, Legislature
Saturday, July 08, 2017
The Bright Promise
-Can’t see a thing!
-Then smell!
-My nose wore out. Can’t we...a light?
-No! It’s Dark Money.
-I’m sure it’s lovely.
-Terrifically so!
-Since we’re being fucked over by it and for it...
-No choice but to enjoy what enlightened
Fascism has brought you.
-I’m writing a thank you note to the Supreme Court!
Labels: Citizens United, dark money, political contributions, Supreme Court
Wednesday, February 25, 2015
Herding Enchiladas
Large Political Consultant
-I thought you were done when you predicted
your party’d prevail for the next fifty or
so years. And your vaunted clock got cleaned
in the very next election!
-Hey! You win some, you lose some. And some
are called off because of rain.
-Of Stupidity, rather.
-That too.
-And now here you are, bigger than ever!
-MONEY! I got our important boys and girls
together and explained that’s what it’s
all about! And forget the rest.
-Then, the Supreme Court affirmed your
distinguished thinking.
-They found, in their wisdom, the side their
bread was buttered on.
-And yours?
-Definitely mine.
-Thus, we’re all frantically running in a race
nobody wants to be in.
-Speak for yourself. God made the world.
-Doing you a helluva favor!
-It’s about favors too.
-Tammany Hall, blown up to mega proportions!
-Super Mega!
-A Black Hole! if you ask me. Where the
one-percent of the one-percent buy
elections outright! Like estates or limousines!
-Or politicians? So? Wake up and smell the
greenbacks! Ahhhh!
Labels: bought and sold, Citizens United, favors, Money as Speech, money in politics, one-percent, political corruption, Supreme Court, Wake up and smell the money
Monday, August 27, 2012
The Development of Man
Swiftboating proved lowest.
Citizens United opens
the sluice
to truth
as we know it.
Swiftboating proved lowest.
Citizens United opens
the sluice
to truth
as we know it.
Labels: Citizens United, swiftboating
Friday, April 13, 2012
Citizens Disjointed
Raw monster ag-
gregates dasn't confer
with objects of their in-
fection. Law, and not
to be denied! Mean-
time, pigs fly
over our Village
of Idiots.
Labels: Citizens United, Super Pac, Supreme Court
Friday, February 17, 2012
Citizens United
Everyone knows it's wrong
and that fascist shitheads
on the Supreme Court
are carrying the day.
To understate.
Labels: Citizens United, Supreme Court
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Senator and Campaign Director
-Five hundred K is a hunk of change.
-Best thus far.
-Who are they?
-Americans For Adjustment.
-That doesn't tell me anything.
-Oh the usual suspects among pissed billionaires.
-What do they want?
-Evidently fog. Can't make head nor tail
from their website.
-Well, give me the Readers Digest version.
-They wanna go up everybody's ass. Midst flags.
-Achieving patriotic greatness by enforcing behavior.
The America of Convenience.
-Yeah, theirs.
-So, people give money for themselves? I’ve got to juggle
them with real people.
-What?
-Okay, real people is a fiction. Let me have some fun here!
-Five hundred K is a hunk of change.
-Best thus far.
-Who are they?
-Americans For Adjustment.
-That doesn't tell me anything.
-Oh the usual suspects among pissed billionaires.
-What do they want?
-Evidently fog. Can't make head nor tail
from their website.
-Well, give me the Readers Digest version.
-They wanna go up everybody's ass. Midst flags.
-Achieving patriotic greatness by enforcing behavior.
The America of Convenience.
-Yeah, theirs.
-So, people give money for themselves? I’ve got to juggle
them with real people.
-What?
-Okay, real people is a fiction. Let me have some fun here!
Labels: campaign, Citizens United, fund raising, senator
