Friday, February 06, 2015
The Collection
PATIENT
Explosive diarrhea and vomiting.
Followed by an obsessive desire
to sing the Candyman song.
PHYSICIAN
You're in luck! Your insurance
company just issued a code for
all of that.
PATIENT
Great! Otherwise this visit'd cost
me a thousand.
PHYSICIAN
Give or take.
PATIENT
Just out of curiosity, is there a Medicare
code too?
PHYSICIAN
Who gives a shit about those leeches?
They’re at Death's Door anyhow.
PATIENT
Nice collection of ceramic elephants you
got here.
PHYSICIAN
Make the office homey.
Labels: insurance, insurance codes, medical insurance, medicare, Republican
