Tuesday, March 17, 2015

 

Figuring Out Heaven and Earth 1,2


Justine & Bernadette & Bernadette’s Curley

-That man should be ashamed!

-Every chance he got, he made an
exhibition of himself. And in
a bad way!

-Yeah, he was no good all right!
But...I liked him.

-How could you like him? Thinking
of the humiliation of his wife
and children?

-Well, I obviously didn't think of...

-Hey! He was never punished on this Earth!

-You mean, they'll get him eventually?

-That Final Tribune, Baby!

-Sounds like a hip newspaper. But, it’s
Tribunal methinks.

-Anyway, he'll get it then! Worse than he
deserves, I hope.

-One can always hope. Besides, he'll have
St Peter in stitches with all those little acts
he pulls.

-He's worthless, but makes people laugh!

-So, Pete gives him a pass in?

-Probably.

-Who else gets passes?

--Well, the five-percent.

-They PAY their way in then?

-I suppose.

-You mean HEAVEN'S Deck is stacked too?

-Most likely.


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The New Hire After a Week


-I hear nothing but bad about our boss,
Mr Hoska, but you say he's wonderful!

-And generous! Why he'd give you the
sleeves outa his vest!

-Hah! Back at YOU on THAT one! Vests HAVE
no sleeves!

-I give up trying to fool you forever!

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